Swagger Inn 143 - It's Still Cold - Oh Musketeers Keep The Wenches Warm

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As Apricot said, spring seems so far away and it's bloody cold.

Grab a hot musketeer to keep yourself warm wenches

The only effect alcohol has on Aramis is to make his trousers fall down even quicker than normal. And I don't call that an unfortunate effect

Ooo, it's just like old times - trading insults

Ok - bed, really. Night all... Hope Lorna has fun binge-watching

I know Fancy

ooh helen I can practically hear the collective sigh of lust relief at Aramis's first apearance on the big screen

at the effect of alcohol on Aramis's trousers

I could never get tired of Athos's snarkiness though

Watching NCIS. Abby had cramp in her leg and Gibbs rubbed her calf and thigh for ages. That would totally be worth getting cramp.

There's a lot of lovely musketeer videos on Youtube as well Lorna, a personal favourite is A date with the musketeers

That would be worth getting cramp for letus. Of course Gibbs could probably scare the cramp away by pointing his gun, looking stern & shouting at the cramp to FTFO. But let's not tell him that eh?

So madame, what do you have in mind? It looks like Monday, Wednesday, Saturday & Sunday are up for grabs? I'd like to put in a bid for Saturday as FancyMan is never free then

Gday wenchi.

AWOL as sulking and also getting up in the middle of the fucking night to watch northern hemisphere events not conducive to anything good.

Croeso to Lorna. Keep us posted about the point you go off Aramis and decide Athos is the best one. Round about the time he punches Porthos as an anaesthetic in Ep3.

Excited about;

1. Strike. Though I agree Sept Sunday 9.00pm slot is the classic time for this. It's JKR. They've got every reason to expect serious viewing figs just off the amount of book sales. It won't be summer. Tragically for us. But still. Ooooh

2. GoT. Ooooh. Jon Snow.

Right, back to work. It's pissing it down here and my hair is in a tropical frizz. Worse than Wales Hair.
Oh. Btw Fancy

1. I've lost it with Homeland and don't know what episode I'm now on. Think they must have skipped a week?!?

2. So glad of your new circumstances. You thoroughly deserve all lovely fancy things.
   Laters wenchi

comtess!!

worse than Wales Hair?
Re : Homeland, yes they missed a week last week - soz about that, think it was my fault as I made an effort to get up to date before last week, so sod's law applied

And thank you for the kind wishes, I am having fun and sex at last

Morning ☕

Hope that puddle on the floor isn't Lorna

Morning wenches.

Well that was one way to get me up LetUs
Today I have tried doing the stepper/get-fit thing in the mornings before I start MountainOfWorkWhichIsNearlyScaledIHope So now I definitely need a shower once DH gets out of there...

We're good to go, and DH is out of the shower, which means I can go and de-stink... (of course, for the benefit of any lurking HBFs, I am not sweaty and stinky at all, I have a healthy glow and am fresh as a daisy.)

btw - hello comtess, tell the antipodean weather to FTFO and leave your hair alone.

Morning wenches

Orthodontist later, for both children. Such fun

Re rota I propose I retain thursdays, fancy takes saturdays and lorna sundays. Mon and weds can be a free-for-all.

Rota.
Bless.
😂🙄

What's going down!

Allegiance has not changed yet but you'll all be the first to know.

Back to the abbreviations... what context would I use 'CBF' in? (asking for a friend...)

Lorna:
Fancy said that Aramis was FAF.
Badders laughed in her face and said he wasn't.
Fancy killed Badders exhibited a CBF (and then killed badders)

Though, tbh, we might not get to the CBF because fancy would simply grin gleefully as she killed Badders for dissing Aramis.

cbf is my reflex response to anyone dissing Aramis's position as Supreme FAF Lord helen, so it would definitely feature. Even if momentarily, before the violence starts.

It also featured in series 2, when the promise of 'sexier storylines' didn't quite match the sexier scenarios we were hoping for

I have finished (I think) the MountainOfWorkWhichIsNearlyScaledIHope - hurrah. I am going to celebrate with cheese on toast with mushrooms Athos. I may be some time

Bloody hell helen, I've got to leave to pick up the DC. You're a bad influence

Lorna...if it's pretty boys you like check out Lancelot santi