Swagger Inn 143 - It's Still Cold - Oh Musketeers Keep The Wenches Warm

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As Apricot said, spring seems so far away and it's bloody cold.

Grab a hot musketeer to keep yourself warm wenches

Absolutely Helen. And it's astonishing what a wench can land on when she "slips" completely and totally accidentally

A wench in training, I feel a bit emotional

WENCH!
but again, stay away from team athos. We don't share--

Can you believe it - 150+ threads of drooling perving dribbling providing character analysis and in-depth critique of plot, costume and historical literature accuracy, and we finally get someone at MNHQ on the thread once BBC have stopped airing the series?

I think I see Athos over by The Wall - excuse me while I accidentally drop a banana skin and accidentally slip over and accidentally land on him....

WBD can do one
Oh athos
You gorgeous tortured bastard....

Whereas we on team A like to spread the love.

Come on lorna you know aramis is the best.

I am actually wel jel that she is getting to watch it for the first time...

I'm obsessed with historically inaccurate TV (particularly The Tudors .. Just to throw that out there).

Honestly hadn't heard of it but one episode in and I can understand the 150 threads.. What do you mean the BBC say no more? Don't tell me my obsession will only last three seasons? Can't cope with that. Will there be more?

Ah yes
The tudors! Henry cavil. Yum yum

I would also recommend
Black sails - pirate hot beardy fuckers (HBFs)
Vikings - scandi hbfs

And of course game of thrones - we have our very own GofT cupboard in the inn!

Just three seasons of obsessing I'm afraid The BBC was crap and wasn't in the slightest supportive/interested - they only did Series 3 because America threw money at it too. You will have (D'Artagnan) Luca Pasqualino in Snatch later this year.... think that's ITV? (Athos) Tom Burke will be the lead in the Cormoran Strike Series (BBC) and (Aramis) Santiago Cabrera is in the next Transformers film and Big Little Lies (Sky, I think)

Henry Cavill you say? Oh I have a couple of him (not in the Tudors mind)

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There you go

Aramis... At the moment!

Game of Thrones will be back before we know it

Second episode on and so could change yet!

Ah
Now
You see, that happened to me...first couple of eps I liked aramis (pretty boy) but then my fatal attraction to damaged tortured souls kicked in and voila!
Team athos 4 Eva

GofT - transmission date of 25/6

I think it's time you did a new rota for Aramis you know... after all, half the original rota members aren't even here any more.

Second episode is Queenie "I've got you" and The Stare. I reckon Aramis will stay on top

Wait til Lorna gets to cunnilingus meadow...

Rather looking forward to seeing dragons. Dragons and Tyrion.

Will enquire about said emoji and get back to you - though feel free to nudge. Has it been suggested before?

The White Queen is another corker! (Max Irons)

and episode two!

Aramis? I knew you had taste
All that Athos-angst? Phhht, who has time? And we all know what excessive alcohol consumption does to a man's, ahem, performance

Welcome to wenchood Lorna

Ah yes Bads, or wet Athos alley snog or secret cupboard snog .......

FTFO Fancy

Still love you though

Ooooh I had a lovely max irons and aneurin barnard threesome dream 😍

Lorna...the whole fleur de lys emoji is rather a...um...sore subject in the tavern!!!

LetUs
Fancy - alcohol may have an unfortunate effect on Aramis, but I can assure you that Athos has no such problems.

Oh - should we indoctrinate Lorna in abbreviations?
ylt/nlt = yes, like that / not like that.
RTFT = read the full/fucking thread
RBNR = Read but not retained
HBF = Hot Beardy Fuckers (think Badders has already covered that)
CBF = Cats Bum Face

Can't think of any more and am going to head for the hayloft shortly because I am still feeling Athos rough.