Swagger Inn 143 - It's Still Cold - Oh Musketeers Keep The Wenches Warm

[LetUsPrey]

As Apricot said, spring seems so far away and it's bloody cold.

Grab a hot musketeer to keep yourself warm wenches

He probably thinks it's fake Madame. Some kind of alt fact

Nothing to report - sorry Apricot - other than a "so clench and move your bottom".

Argh - go away Twitter - you're too distracting. #ShakespeareTrump is hilarious though....

"What light through yonder window breaks? It is FAKE NEWS!!" #ShakespeareTrump

Evening wenches. Am watching The Last Leg - lots of talk about The stupid farty fartbreath farthead fuckweasel

Morning wenches.

Hey did you know that asking a child to get dressed is apparently one of the meanest, most horrible things you can ask someone to do? Well, it seems that it is according to DS2. I hope this isn't setting the tone for the day.

The house is a sty so I should really make an effort to clean and tidy.

I'd much rather just stare at HBFs.

Oh - morning LetUs

Yes LetUs - you are cruel and heartless, surely you know that. All children should be allowed to spend the entire weekend in PJs playing on computers, without washing or cleaning their teeth either. Fact.

I had one of thoses stupid dreams where you dream that you've woken up. v. disorientating...

They don't look overimpressed either - bet someone got them out of bed with a pitchfork too

I am off to SaturdayMorningSportingActivity...

Sorry Helen. Did I get you with the pitchfork?

I got jabbed repeatedly with something last night in the chateau. I've got sore bits too. What a coincidence

Oh great - next door have started their long-anticipated two-storey extension.

Afternoon wenches, have caught up on some sleep & am considerably less grumpy than yesterday

How are all the ill wenches?

letus & helen, you are clearly evil witches , maybe some earplugs would help to cut out the sound of whingeing offspring?

OMG! Letus are you ok????

Poor Madame

I coped admirably Wicked

Tell you what Madame, you come to mine during the day and I'll come to yours in the evening. I am shortly expecting our NDN to start having friends round, outside, late with all the shouting, laughing, swearing, etc that goes with it. Repeatedly.

Hurrah for rested Fancy!

Now wenches, I don't want you to be jealous, but I've just cleaned the dispenser drawer of my washing machine.

Ooooh letus. Was it dirrrrrty?

Filthy Madame, it was absolutely filthy

Alright?
I'm watching elementary Madame 😀 It's the one with Sean pertwee in ❤
Well, very uneventful weekend here so far.
Ds1 is in bed "resting" after badminton club
Ds2 is in a mood because the pool was too busy so they've got to go back later 🙄
I've stripped ds1s bed and I'm about to put another load on
We had a leaking sink yesterday so that was eventful...
Have spent all half term feeling like crap...hoping once I finish work I perk up a bit 😷

I have been hanging off a pole, manipulating nuts. They were quite grubby too. And I had to fiddle about with them for about an hour.
(alternative facts: I've been up a ladder taking down the old ariel)

Having had my laptop on for about 5 minutes, I've also scarred DS for life by refusing to search ebay for lego minifigures for him, becaus eI am sick to the back teeth of him hanging over my shoulder when I'm on the laptop and demanding to look at lego. I reckon that makes me a much worse parent than LetUs

Glad to hear you're feeling less Grumpy more Aramis today Fancy

Afternoon wenches

at everyone's dirty antics today.

I am tired & sweaty. No, sadly not because of extenuating circumstances, I have been playing badminton with DS. Was good fun (even though he won - boo ), but I fear I will be stiff tomorrow. So for know I'm going to enjoy a cup of tea & contemplate which hbf would give a good post-exertion massage......

You've all been so busy and er...sweaty 😳😀
I might have a bath later...

Well we know that Aramis has good medical knowledge, so he'd probably be the most theraputic...? Poldark does all that mining, so he's have lots of muscles for applying pressure. Yon bassist obviously has good finger skills

So, basically, take your pick

I've finally got my cat curtains up

JLM has just been doing semi naked sit ups Madame 😜
Lovely curtains wicked...I saw them at ikea and thought of you ❤ did you get the matching cushions too?

Maybe I should audition all of them helen?

Faf
Ability to grow a beard
Strong, manly hands
Faf
.
.
Erm.......

Fab curtains ww

No, I didn't like the shape of the cushion, but I'm going to buy the orange cat fabric and make my own