Swagger Inn Thread 142 - in which the holidays are over and we're back to normal perving hours

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Questions:

1. Why doesn't my office look like this?

Afternoon wenches. Fecking cold innit?

If, as Helen says, the best thing for Badderz is better out than in (and I hope it is), then Badderz is clearly possessed by the AntiWench. Perhaps a little light whipping by Athos?

Wonder if the Dr can prescribe that.

Letus

It's only a matter of time re the
Restraining order lets be honest

I think there would be restraints of an entirely different kind

Offers a selection of restraints

What kind of restraints Letus?

Ooh look

Watching Ladies of London, it's like Real Housewives and really entertaining. Don't know who any of the are though, have you heard of Caroline Stanbury, someone called Annabelle who was best friend with Alexander McQueen, the designer, and Caprice?

Afternoon wenches.

The snow has all gone here, but it's very cold.

I know who Caprice is, she's a model who thought she could sing at one time.

I've been watching a programme about Britain's Armed History on BBC4. I got quite interested in weaponry after seeing the display at Chateau Dobris. The first episode's about swords, and the second's about arquebuses, pistols and muskets, with mention of musketeers. I'm not sure whether the titles are supposed to be smutty or whether it's my mind, but the first one is Cut and Thrust and the second is The Big Bang. God knows what the next one about machine guns will be called.

A silk scarf or two Wicked? Athos's scarf? Any or all of the above featured in Helen's pics? With Aramis it would of course be the Blue Sash of Sex.

I've heard of Caprice but none of the others.

Lot of cheek kissing going on, we usually shake hands here

I'm out of wine

Apes

Virtual for WW.

Thanks Apes I had enough for half a glass, I could really use some more

Isn't this cute?

Hello wenches. No snow here at all, what is going on? Is it just that it snowed in London or something?

Have no idea what the weather is actually like outside cos Ive been in bed for two days with a horrendous migraine. It's just easing off now. Now worrying that all my carefully arranged deadlines at work will have gone all to cock and I will have a week from hell next week.

On the plus side I watched a lot of Elementary and Fresh Prince on netflix.

badders! Just finished series 1. Hoping to buy series 2 tonight. I see it has TM extra fave Sean Pertwee in it as Lestrade. Excellent.

Oh he is great in it Letus Madame!
Rhys ifans pops up too late on mysterious
Im in bed, electric blanket on, chocolate consumed ✔️

Apricot rim trying to think of a title for the next episode but my brain's gone on the blink. Errr Fast and Furious?

Wicked you need to train the cats to carry emergency barrels of wine on their collars, although they would be very tiny barrels.

The is very cute

Poor you Madame - hope you're feeling a lot better. Typical, stuff goes all to cock at work and it's not a good thing.

Off to play innuendo bingo at DS1's sportingactivity soon

rim = I'm

I need to put my other glasses on

Poor Madame

Splendid idéa Letus what could possibly go wrong?

Madame...sucks about the migraine
We should both take ourselves of to sick bay in the tav asap
😷❤💋

It's pre watershed and Letus is on about rimming already!
Must be Friday...

letus have fun rimming at the sporting activity.

Im checking myself into sick bay next to bads with a creme egg and Elementary. Night all xxx

Night Madame.

at wench typo

Just one offering tonight. HBI lying on his back "lift your hips up a bit higher... up... higher" - with accompanying thrusting up of hips. I would say I didn't know where to look, but I knew exactly where to look

In other news online they're scheduled to be filming Cormoran Strike up in Masham next week. Brrr! Snow shoes at the ready...

HIT post message, FFS, HIT. Not 'his'

the HBI so knows what he's doing doesn't he LetUs