Swagger Inn Thread 142 - in which the holidays are over and we're back to normal perving hours

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Questions:

1. Why doesn't my office look like this?

Evening wenches.

Excellent gif Fancy. Great photo Wicked

Pissing it down here. Am still off to exercise class as this means that DH will do DS2's reading with him. Better get ready!

I'm so impressed that you have the energy Letus

Faults with list?
Nice trick if you can do it 😂

Oh ffs
Lust!
Lust!

Apple wankers

Leave work on 28th!!

Hello wenches.

Can I just say JOHN BERCOW I LOVE YOU.

How does it feel Bads?

Woo bads!

Ds and I just made a model of the island of Bali for his homework. Do not fucking ask.

Love John too. What a hero ❤️
I feel ok about it actually...esp after today..the kids were vile

Pic Madame or it didn't happen 😀

Madame

Ta da! It is homemade playdough. Can he paint it when it dries, does anyone know?

Should be able to paint it, yes
Fab work minimadame!
⭐️

No idea but I'm very impressed. If only I'd been aware of your skills when DS2 wanted a model of the rainforest

Bloody hell madame, homework tasks like that are the stuff of nightmares. Fine effort.

Good on John Bercow, and for Harriet Harman and all the other female Labour MPs who said they would refuse to attend any speech by The Donald.

Ahthengyaw. letus I think a rainforest would be beyond me fo sho.

Why do teachers do this to us eh? tbf we have had the whole term to do it

Well done MiniMadame, looks fantastic

The time frame makes no difference madame, it's a fecking awful task no longer how long the timeframe. Mind you, teachers have to put up with our little shits darlings for hours every school day, so I can't begrudge them their small acts of revenge

Yes, hurrah! to John Bercow etc
Wow and for minimadame's homework efforts that's fab!

Other than that, have RBNR and need a shower before bed due to belated stepper session...

Ooooooooooooooooohhhh. Wish I'd notice the fluffy towel and warm HBF - can I book them again for tonight?

Off to BoringOfficeJob (def. not my happy place )

Have a good day all...

Morning wenches. Is it only Tuesday? Really?

Forgot to say Madame - GOTG2 hurrah!

Have good days wenches because of/despite what you've got planned.

Morning wenches

It's very foggy out there

Yes, you may have them again tonight helen, but only if you work hard today

Am off to see La La Land today (thanks for the recommendation letus ). Hopefully . DD is off school, not feeling too well, so fingers crossed she's mostly malingering so I can still go

Ooooh - a story about a jazz musician who sweeps a laydee off her feet. How nice!

Will you be going with fancyman fancy?