Swagger Inn Thread 142 - in which the holidays are over and we're back to normal perving hours

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Questions:

1. Why doesn't my office look like this?

That is Luca Dotto letus, he is an extraordinarily fucking hot Italian swimmer.

Morning wenches.

Just wondering, for no particular reason, when the next European swimming championships are on...

What are wenches up to today? The usual sportingactivity today followed by ironing. Didn't watch Taboo last night so will watch that much later.

Hello! Went to see stewart lee with dp and two friends last night. It was really brilliant. I had face ache from continual laughing.

Hope letuses new boiler is installed and comtesse enjoys her big race.

That sounds a great night out Madame. Nothing like having a good laugh with friends!

Morning wenches

Hmmm, I wonder that too letus . Today I will be catching up on paperwork & filing

That sounds like a fabulous night madame .

One of the best lines was: "We have to be fair and remember that not everyone who voted for Trump was a racist. For example, many of them were simply cunts."

Madame

I had a lovely sleep in, watched a bitof trashy telly and now I'm about to unpack boxes and try to get this place in order

Love Stewart lee!
Been doing chores again...washing dishes, stripped another bed, washing, ironing, Mum coming for dinner later...
I (vaguely) remember when weekends were fun....

Morning (just about) all

It was a good night out, and a fabulous lie-in. (Though I do appear to have wasted a very good laundry morning - poop.)

Hope MrA had a good trip back and all wenches have a good day. at sudden interestign in swimming competitions!

I need to have a bit of brunch before going to lunch with DPs, DB/SiL etc etc etc

PS - Run! Forrest Comtess Run!!

MUST STOP READING ABOUT TRUMP

Ds2 has done his reading and piano practise
Ds1 and dh still at football
I'm off in the shower in a mo

Today's gems (I took notes):

Stretch yourselves off
Make sure you're not just thinking in and out
Have to be really deep in - get your shin across the body

Much sniggering from me

No homework done yet. I like the sound of Wicked being organised.

I did it!

I'm now broken.

I'm also fucking KNACKERED but staying up to watch the rugby.

I also have a very unfortunate inner thigh rash from chafing/sweat.

Well done comtess I hope Wales give you something to celebrate

But I'm not sure helen's suggestion is a good one given the state of your thighs

Afternoon wenches.

Lol at LetUs taking notes at the sporting activity.

Glad that Helen and Madame had a good night out. No idea who Stewart Lee is.

Well done Comtess.

Hope the unpacking is going well WW.

Well DH is back, with a resurgence of the cough that he had just got rid of when he left. One of his mates had it and appears to have re-infected him together with the rest of the plane probably. He's now been called out to a plumbing emergency by DD.

Thanks Apes

Sluggish and slow. Well I suppose at least we are on the board at half time.

(Gratefully acceptes Letus's unguents)

Agree Fancy brf at a number of things so far. Rob Howley needs to get his finger out.

Just downloaded my Strava, slightly disappointed at my bike section but I did my half-m in 1:43 which in this heat for a Welshie is pretty fucking ace in my own opinion 😄😄😄.

I'm now delirious. Thank goodness I'm not working tomorrow, today. Whatevs.

Go Wales, woot woot

I do love Scott Williams.

Aw, look at George North, poor chap - what a legend

Fucking excellent result.

I'm now off to bed.

Nos da!!!!

Well done comtesse!!