Swagger Inn Thread 142 - in which the holidays are over and we're back to normal perving hours

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Questions:

1. Why doesn't my office look like this?

Enjoy your well-earned sleep comtess

Well done Comtess

Letus

I'm knackered, moving stuff around etc, cleaning carpets in the snow. Am now watching Escape to the continent from Stockholm

They're staying in a flat in the old town so they can live like locals, but most locals don't live there because it's f-ing expensive

at live like locals

and and [HBF] for Comtess Well done that wench! I haven't a scooby about what is and isn't a 'good time' in the context of biathlon thingies. But whatever it was, it's better than anything I could do

Also hurrah for Wales (didn't see any of it, but sounds like they won)

I have been in the garden. I am a bit knackered because I bug a hole and moved a plant. I'm a wuss. I'm also hanging up the washing just now. Indoors. I am not mucking about online. Oh no - not me. I am lyinghouseworking.

My poor washing machine doesn't know what's hit it this weekend! Poor thing will explode within two years 😖
Kids shattered after a weekend of football and swimming
Only one week til half term!!

For Bads

I've started to put some personal touches in my new home, feels good

Have you been to IKEA wicked?

Not yet wifey but I absolutely will! Wish we could go together

Bloody well done Comtess, Here...have this, you've earnt it

Good God!!! Did Elk just voluntarily offer Athos to comtess???

Right - who are you, and what did you do with the real elk?

Night all...

Oooh. G'wan then. I'll have him. Every which way.

Well, I slept really badly but it's a day off so I'm off into town for a cup of tea at the nice tea shop and to find something to cool my rash - aloe Vera jollop needed according to running blog. I blame the heat. Still not totally at ease at 30 degrees.... comes from a childhood of rain and damp in your bones.

Thanks for all nice comments. You're all very kind. Diolch!

Love those Escape to the Continent/Country shows. "Oh we want somewhere very quiet and private". You won't be saying that when there's 10 foot of snow and you can't get to Tesco.

Hope all wenches are well.

Just watched Taboo from last night. As expected, I think Tom Hardy is on the list. I feel it will only take the CBeebies Bedtime Story to confirm it.

Oh that is so true letus. After a few weeks in their new country idyll I imagine plenty of them are moaning about the loud cows and the church bells

Morning wenches.

There was someone in our town who bought a house right near a church who then complained about the church bells.

Cannot be arsed today. Very frosty outside so I'd quite like to stay here thanks. Watch a boy band rehearsal or something.

Well done comtesse! Hope the chafing has eased off a bit. And yay Wales!

Can I just say - Guardians of the Galaxy 2 is out May 5! GOTG2 out May 5!!!

Am a bit tired and late cos we had a bit of an Elementary marathon last night. Got caught up in the season 2 finale which is spread over about three episodes. Turns out Mycroft is not merely a restaurateur, but actually MI6! Whodathunkit?

It's freezing out. Better get on my bike...brrrrr...

Morning wenches

Beautiful sunny day outside, may go for a walk later. Suspect it is also very cold as ScaredyCat is cuddled up to me.

Thank you for the heads up re GotG2 madame

Boybands letus?

Freezing fog here
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Lovely

Afternoon

Well I did manage a walk earlier - not as heroic as comtess's efforts admittedly, but there was a hill involved, so some effort was expended

It is bloody cold though, time for something to raise the temperature in here...

Hello wenches.

When is spring coming, it's so bloody cold here and pissing it down?

I haven't seen the last two episodes of Taboo, but will catch up tonight.

Hope everyone is well and has a good evening.

Really Bads?

Am about to embark on homework hell - DS did it at the weekend, but he (and DH) read the instructions wrong
Emergency homework repair is about to commence...