Swagger Inn Thread 142 - in which the holidays are over and we're back to normal perving hours

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Questions:

1. Why doesn't my office look like this?

elk! Hellooooooo! Did you hear the sound of Team A laying into Tom? Blimey your ears are good.

letus hope the rash is getting better with the special cream?

Oh what a day! Originally I was moving on Saturday but changed that to tomorrow but ended up moving most of the stuff today, and I only had to help load the stuff, since I was working I couldn't drive to the new place to unpack. I slipped on the stairs though and fell so my leg hurts a bit.
We're moving what's left of the furniture tomorrow.
Unfortunately I realised all the clothes are gone so I don't have any clean knickers

Turn your current ones inside out wicked
Jobs a goodun
👍🏻

Or don't wear any at all, wench-style.

Commando!?
Good call apes...but chilly where wicked lives though ❄️

go commando wicked It's what a wench would do

Oh bother - DS calls...

Evening wenches

Am cold again
Glad you got to the doctors letus & that badders's new machine is due tomorrow.

What a day ww, hope the leg's ok, I think apricot has the answer for your underwear shortage

Whoo hooo elky poos
👋

Really wenches, I'm shocked

Well done on starting on the move Wicked! Ouch about your leg though.

One part of me is saying wash your knickers and let them dry overnight. The wench part is saying Go Commando

Gleanings from Twitter

DS has been doing that whole 'Now that it's bed time and I'm meant to be asleep I'm going to burble away about school and all the stuff I always say that I can't remember when you actually ask... So, he's now asleep (I hope).

Have RBNRMuch
LetUs's rash can FTFO.
Elk love the hat
Fancy you need to wrap up warm with the HBF of your choice
Wicked - moving tomorrow? Are you getting a last minute flight over here for the weekend then?

um... I ought to go on the stepper.

Oofft - look at Santi with his 'come hither' pose, showcasing the crotch area & his large weapon . Thanks helen

Morning wenches.

Hope your washing machine arrives today Badderz.

Woke up - not much sign of rash. Within 20 minutes of getting up it's back with a vengeance. Sigh. As long as I'm feeling okay though, I'm trying not to be worried. Just really really pissed off.

Have great days wenches x

Still, I'm sure we can keep Dr Athos and Dr Aramis busy - silver lining and all that...

Best get dressed and do school run.

Erm it's Thursday helen, sorry for being all unsympathetic, but Nurse Paella will have to do

Whatevs Fancy - you can argue about Aramis and the rota. I shall get Dr Athos to give me a chest examination - I think that's best because I don't want this cold to develop into a chest infection.

For the avoidance of doubt, I have a generic stinking cold and am just milking it - no sympathy required - just tissues and hot drinks. I may give swimming miss tonight though. Apart from the showers - their showers are fab.

Morning,

I must stop taking my breakfast and iPad back to bed with me. I keep dropping off to sleep again and then half the morning has gone.

Hope the move is going well WW and your leg is alright today.

Get better soon all ill wenches.

The lady whose name we couldn't quite read has posted a of Tom doing a promo photoshoot.

I read that back as porno.

LOL apricot I think that might be classed as a Freudian slip, or at least wishful thinking

If all Landrovers come with the HBF accessory, I will be encouraging DH to replace his car, pronto.

Great excitement on Twitter - they're filming in Masham

Stuff:

1. Production medic told us that Tom has a double who's an amputee. He's been around for filming quite a lot.
2. Tom Burke told us The Cuckoo's Calling might air a little bit before Christmas time.

With apologies to @CormoranStrike_ for cropping him out

Gorgeous photo of gorgeous tom!
trying not to obsess on his fingers clutching that cup 😍😜
I've got a bad headache since last night 😞
Oh and washer not coming til Saturday and dh leaves on Saturday
I could cry
😪
pathetic

Afternoon wenches

You out of bed yet apricot?

Hope the rash is looking better now letus

Parents' Evening tonight. Oh joy. So I should get on & prep dinner for after that

Oh, what fun! Poor Tom, he's always looking beaten up. I'm going to have to re-read the books, I can't remember any of it. Having said that I haven't started book 3 yet. Brilliant idea to have an actual amputee as a double.

Yes, Fancy although looking at the weather I might as well have stayed there.

Oh dear Badders. (Headache and washing machine.)