Swagger Inn Thread 142 - in which the holidays are over and we're back to normal perving hours

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Questions:

1. Why doesn't my office look like this?

I could kiss it all better apes 💋
Oh I'm so pissed off re washer. I'm googling how to plumb them in 😖
Ds1 still coughing bless him
Hoping dh takes ds2 out swimming later
Off to IKEA tomorrow if this headache fucks off

Evening wenches.

Loving the Strike updates!

Rash seems to be improving. Last antihistamine was about 7.30 this morning so that's a definite improvement.

Massive bugger re washing machine Badderz

Awww - is wicked building a box fort?

Oh, FFs - I've just poured gravy all over my jeans.

That sounds more promising letus

Parents' Evening went well, although it was rather drawn out

Fingers crossed the for rash LetUs

Weather's been sporadically lovely here - though I haven't seen much #ComputerAllDay And when I wasn't at the computer I was at swimming with DS, which may or may not have been a good idea with the cold.

Hoping I've turned a corner re whatever has been causing whatever it was.

Pleased PE went well Fancy.

I am wanting to have an early night so I am of course watching a film I recorded the other night. Mortal Instruments: City of Bones. It's okay. AT is in it but only briefly so far.

at Massive Tool

Right. I AM going to have an early night get to bed before 11pm.

Night all....

Evening. Don't worry Bads, there's nothing to plumbing in a washing machine, it's just a question of screwing the right hose, if DrAthos has finished with Helen by then I'm sure he'll be able to point you at the right pipe.

Speaking of broken washers, mine has been shaking itself to bits in a rather energetically alarming way, the door is hanging off and I could have sworn it was having a fag amidst a pile of grubby sheets after the last spin cycle.

I'd forgotten Cormoran Strike spends the majority of all three books looking like 10 bells have been knocked out of him. Ffs it shouldn't be so damn sexy, but my brain immediately says phwoarr at the sight of all those wounds. So wrong

God elk you're such a deviant

Only kidding

Morning wenches.

Arf at right pipe!

Running a bit late this morning. Have excellent days everywench x

Morning, it really is Friday now

It's a beautiful sunny day out there & it is even better from where I am now - under the duvet with ScaredyCat

How are you ww - still surrounded by boxes?

You know it's cold when the chicken's water is frozen over inside the coop as well as outside in the run But lovely and clear and sunny.

Also ther eis no sodding poit to an early night if DH then spends the night snoring and waking you up [bleary]

Today I shall mostly be driving and seeing friends and driving and seeing friends, and... you get the drift

No idea if this is old news - Johnny Lee Miller is on the Graham Norton show next Friday, with Danny Boyle and other T2 cast members.

Oooh! Thanks for the heads up letus. I didnt know that. Trainspotting 2 must be out soon. Yay!

The entire cast are going to be on Chris Evanss at some point apparenlty - though that won't have the visual FAF factor

Hello wenches.

Are you still underneath the boxes WW? Have you moved in now? Are the cats ok?

Is Badders taking a quick course in plumbing?

Have fun Helen and Fancy and whoever else is there.

Evening wenches Been cleaning the old place and collected some more stuff. Have to go back again though. Mum helped me out and we also shopped a bit, I bought a mug from Ittala, a Finnish brand. I unpacked a few of my million boxes.

The cats are fine, they're totally digging the huge sofa and huge bed mum left behind.

Are all meet up wenches staying at Chateau Fancy? I hope you all have a fab time and I really wish I could be there.

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So are you officially in the new house now ww? Congrats! Lovely mug btw.

Have fun at fancys tonight wenches!

Hello!
I won't be sticking round long tonight as I'm a vile vile mood.
Hope all wenches are ok...have rbnr.
So...
The company that were supposed to be delivering the washer let me down.
Fuckers.
So Dh and I went to a shop and bought one home with us. Got the cheapest one I could find.
Whilst installing it Dh bashed the sink in the wc which has always leaked for as long as we have lived here...so five years. Dh denies this. Repeatedly. And just keeps putting more bloody silicone on it.
Once I'd cleaned that up, I realised I needed to do a trial wash so did that, told Dh I'm sick of the leaking sink and I want it sorted.
Cue argument.
Cue me telling him to fuck off.
He acts as though buying a washing machine is a massive fucking favour to ME which makes me incandescent with rage.
So...yeah.
Good day.
Added to that the inauguration of the orange anti christ and so I'm off to bed.
Ilya.

Thanks Madame Yes, me and the cats moved in yesterday.

Bads

Watching Poirot, Death on the Nile.

Congrats wicked!!
Love death on the nile....aren't they remaking it?