Swagger Inn Thread 141 - May every wench find an hbf under her --duvet-- mistletoe this Christmas

[FancyFancy]

Order a festive drink from Mother S - not mulled wine cos it fucking stinks , grab a handful of spicy Chilean nuts & join us for some bastardised carols & seasonal perving

I 'did' David Tenant of Wildfell Hall for 'O' Level Eng. Lit. I don't remember an awful lot about it

I see you Helen!!
I'll have a slippery nipple please
Oh, and a drink

hahahahaha see what I did there!?

I saw nothing, I'm hiding behind the bar.

You're so witty Bads

I'm in the mood for crisps and an orgy

Cunk time....

Oh helen, you dirty....
Ah
cunk
As you were....

Must remember to download Cunk and Outnumbered.

Tireder than a tired thing so I'm off to empty the washing machine and go to bed to the chateau where it's all up to Aramis tonight I think.

Night wenches x

Philomena Cunk on bread sauce and Jay Rayners face - priceless

I'm off to the hayloft now - laters...

Evening wenches

Well I suppose fighting over ww makes a change from fighting over Athos

Bread sauce - not a fan. Never really felt the need for it when there's cranberry sauce & gravy.

Morning wenches.

DS1 has been down for his breakfast and has announced he's spent the last hour doing his homework and that he's going to do some more now. I'm back in that parallel universe again.

Am full of a stinking cold with added bonus of a sore throat.

Hope wenches are well and have good days x

Morning wenches

Has normal service been resumed now?

Am off to DSISs later, so won't be around much until tomorrow.

Cunk and Jay Rayner was genius. Get her on Masterchef I say. Intellect wise she's easily a match for Greg Wallace.

letus feel better soon.

Am also off later today for NYE festivities. If I dont get on later, have a fantastic NYE all and see you on the other side!

Morning all.

I hadn't heard of Philomena Cunk before either. Will check out her other stuff.

I watched the Bronte thing, and enjoyed it very much. I completed the first line of Jane Eyre before Charlotte said it. It is my absolute favourite book. A neighbour gave it to me when I was 11 or 12 and in bed with measles. It was the first grown up book I'd read and I was enthralled. I love Wuthering Heights too.

Get better soon Helen.

Not doing much today, it looks rather miserable out there.

Am I ill? I think that's LetUs or Badders - or even you Apricot how are you feeling now?

I am doing my tax return, and will not be paying any attention to New Year other than as a chance to go to bed and sleep.

Is also miserable weather here

LetUs - ask Aramis to help you out with a salty gargle

Get better soon LETUS.

I'm much better now thanks Helen.

Thanks wenches. Feeling a bit better now. Apricot. Pleased you're feeling better.

Helen - thanks for the recovery suggestions. It's a super king size bed by the way so plenty of room for HBFs. Good luck with your tax return.

Hope Fancy and Madame have fabulous times today.

Another Jane Eyre fan here. Was inspired to read it after seeing the BBC adaptation with Timothy Dalton as Mr Rochester.

I'm watching Father Brown. Love Lady Felicia's clothes.

Happy New Year to you all!!

Two spectacular fireworks shows here. Amazing time.

Family back on 2/1 except ds1 who is with us til 8/1 so I'll be in to catch up once they've gone home.

I'd like to see that Bronte thing, hopefully neighbour has taped it. Haworth is so bleak... I wouldn't want to live there then or now!

Erm. Sorry if it gets me blacklisted in some way but I really enjoyed Rogue One. Sorry etc. Can't be put in same bracket as prequel shit by a long shot. I think Gareth Edwards is a very talented director. I particularly liked the centrality of the female characters. 😬

Here's to a very happy new year for all the Wenches
Xxx

That's fine comtesse, we were more arguing about the fact that helen said eps 4 5 and 6 are shit! She is totally wrong obvs.

Rogue One was fine as a film I thought but for me didnt have the kids-film magic and wonder of the originals and The Force Awakens.

So I am in bed with a migraine. We are supposed to be arriving at my friends for NYE about now. Oh dear. The predictability eh. I am going to try and get in the shower now so hopefully we will make it. Dp not impressed about driving in the dark.

Happy New Year Comtess You can join me in the 'dead to me' corner then, since I enjoyed Rogue One despite myself (though I can't rememer if that was why I being being classed as 'dead to me' by Ma
dame and Badders !) The sarcastic droid was fab.

Inconvenient Cat has gone to sleep with his head on my laptop. Awww. Inconvenient sod.

Ah - is that what it was. I don't have a massive problem with the original 3 star wars films, but they still suffer from predictability etc etc.

Madame - tell "D"P to man-up and just get on with it. Hope your migraine subsides

Objectively, R1 was good. (ish.) I also thought the droid was hilaire. It did have a different feel to the main series though. They did this on purpose obvs. So it's not surprising that people who are not mad on the originals like it more, and vice versa.

He did take his boys to the airport at 3am last night helen. Hope he doesnt fall asleep at the wheel cos there's no way Im any safer to drive.

I am getting dressed and trying to will it away. I have tried this before and I do know it doesnt work, but hey.

Happy New year my lovlies xxxx

Ah - ok. So yes, up at 3am's not great. But still.
Good luck...

Hope you feel better soon Madame and Letus.
Been with more moving boxes to mum, will spend the rest of the evening on the couch