Swagger Inn Thread 141 - May every wench find an hbf under her --duvet-- mistletoe this Christmas

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Order a festive drink from Mother S - not mulled wine cos it fucking stinks , grab a handful of spicy Chilean nuts & join us for some bastardised carols & seasonal perving

Bless him
Got mum and pils coming for lunch tomorrow to eat all the food we didn't eat on Boxing Day!
Ds is still feeling rough but is eating again now
Dh and ds2 have been swimming again
Might take boys to town tomorrow to spend their game vouchers

Hello all. Lovely day here but very cold.

I'm ok thanks Bads but still tired, I'm not doing a great deal today. Sorry you can't shake this infection off.

Thanks for the space info Helen.

And now ds2 has a temp again
Ffs

Am watching parks and recreation
Bloody genius!

I went shopping for some garden troughs today. I came back with a birthday card, a fleece for me and a dressing gown for DS.

Evening wenches.

Hope the antibiotics kick in this time Badderz. The last time I had a chest infection that didn't seem to be shifting, the GP I saw (was on holiday at the time), changed my antibiotics, picked up on "slight" asthma and prescribed inhalers for me. Said they would sort of help open up the airways or something (not sure how accurate this is, it was quite a number of years ago). Anyway, it worked for me and, everything crossed except legs because wench, I've never had a chest infection since.

Hope you get some rest Apricot.

And poor mini wenches

Work was meh. Barely anyone in and very quiet.

On the plus side LetUs, hopefully work being quiet means that you didn't have to deal with too many twats today?

Oooo I like that approach Helen!

The first series is a bit rubbish Helen so go straight to series 2!
Need to get some birthday cards tomorrow - thanks for the reminder!!
Letus - calpol administered, dragon model
Built.
I might try the inhalers - got shedloads of them on this house!

Evening wenches

I can't believe it's New years eve on Saturday This year went by so fast!

I'm focusing on health and money next year. I'm going to exercise and start saving for a down payment on my own place

Me too wicked!
so maybe I shouldn't quit my job!

I feel so guilty - I've hardly seen ds2 over the past few days - what with looking after ds1 and being ill myself I've hardly seen him
He and dh have been spending lots of time together though which is nice
Oh and btw parks and rec has Chris Pratt in it

Maybe we could buy a place together Bads

Ooooh yes
In Italy in the hills above Florence
I may have spent some time thinking about this

Oh, all these wonderful New Year resolutions. I need to get my shit together.

Watched Love, Actually earlier again. Load of rubbish, but easy to watch and has the feel-good factor.

Love actually is pretty crap EXCEPT for the scene where Emma Thompson realised her dh is cheating. Saves the whole film.

I cannot BELIEVE!!!!! you all have forgotten me going on about recommending you Parks and Rec during my Chris Pratt phase

The first few series (bar series 1 as badders says) are totally amazing. You cant fail to fall for Chris despite this being pre- his Hollywood action hero body.

Im not sure if it's just pmt, but I really think Im on the verge of leaving "d"p.

Lots of hugs for Madame

Madame - I think it was your recommendation that got me into it!!
I'm on my third viewing
Sorry about your p - sometimes I truly believe it's easier to be alone than with someone unsupportive

Easy to say I know

Madame - and hand-holding if necessary. (And I knew I'd heard of Park and Rec somewhere before.)

In other news. Dh got me a new stepper for christmas. Oh. My. God. The old one was so knackered that it wasn't worth doing - this one is a killer Though Elk tells me that Athos will appreciate my increased stamina at The Wall. However, that will have to wait - after 10 minutes on the new stepper, the only position he'll get to appreciate me in is flat on my back Though that is also quite acceptable

We are watching football.

Madame have you seen Jeremy Renner in the new BT advert? Have just seen it

Mmm just ate a lovely juicy orange, yummie

Any plans for New years eve? I'm doing fuck all, just wine and crisps.

BT advert???? Whaaaat? why?!?!? Where????

Thanks wenches. Youre probably right bads. I just cant bear the thought of not seeing ds all the time. When he's older I think we will def go our separate ways. Just have to suck it up till then and try not to get bitter I guess!

We did wicked...night out with dhs cousin but cancelling as I still feel like crap
So hopefully it will be me, cup.of tea and tv