Swagger Inn 140 - Where The Musketeers shout "We've come for your wenches" and The Wenches shout "Okay!"

[LetUsPrey]

Start off with my favourite photo

Evening wenches

Am waiting for my groceries to be delivered, I was warned a while ago they would be late

PENIS HELEN? KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN, YOU'RE NOT IN THE TAV NOW!!!

Why is everyone shouting!?

We're not shouting badders, Helen's on the train.

Train?
What train!?
To where?

I don't know what's happening 😲
I'm off to bed

She's on her way home, so is telling us (and the rest of the carriage) whether she needs dinner, that she's going to be late etc etc. Because a text just doesn't disturb your fellow passengers enough

Evening wenches.

What a beautiful cat Apricot! And how sweet that she trusts you to let you groom her so much.

Helen - your loud, everyone must listen to me because I'm very important conversation only counts if you're using your phone on speaker, held flat in front of you Apprentice style

Tell cousin to bog off if you don't want to do anything NYE Badderz

I have written cards. Lots of cards. I am now covered in bastard fucking glitter.

Remember it well from my years of commuting, I'M ON THE BUS/TRAIN. I'LL BE HOME SOON. So what's the point in calling if you're going to be home soon, can't you talk then you stupid fuck????

ooh good tip letus

Well put ww

Absofuckinglutely Wicked

I am eating a giant crumpet

Correction: I was eating a giant crumpet

Letus

Morning wenches.

How is everywench today? Are ailing wenches feeling any better?

Blob arrived yesterday so hopefully should be feeling not as bloated by tomorrow. Attractive.

Morning wenches

It's very grey here , not enticing me to get going at all. Nor is ScaredyCat, who's purring away as she enjoys her morning snuggle.

But yay!! Today is Thursday

I've been to the shops and bought more benylin.
Feel like roadkill but have managed a shower.🙌
Not looking Forward to work and nativity this afternoon 😲
Dh back later thank god so I've just got to go to work tomorrow and he can do the rest!
Have a good day wenches

Afternoon all.

Well DH's lurgy has finally caught up with me. Sore throat, aching, coughing, terrible night.

I just dragged myself to Sainsbos, and

Oh, sorry, premature postage, DD just came round.

Anyway, to continue .... I met a guy who took a shine to me many moons ago when I was at work. I had no make-up on and looked like death. I bet he thought 'God she's aged badly'.

Christ I feel rough !
Only one more day....
My ocado delivery driver walked up to my door this morning and said:
"I love your hair!!"

Cheered me up a bit
And a child at school gave me a homemade card and gift

Where is everyone!?

Hope all poorly wenches feel better

I'm in bed. Dh has taken over and is sorting the DC out

What was the name of the character that Sean peetwee played in TM?

My brain has stopped working

I'm watching a poirot and he's in it

Bet you look gorgeous Apes

for sick wenches.

That's adorable about the card Bads.

Wasn't he called Sarasin or something?

I've gone blank!
I might watch some more Medici madden 😍

It was Sarazin bads says the internet Musketeer baddie name: three syllables, check. Got a z in it: check.

He is the narrator of masterchef too! Only realised that this series. Cos he sounds all refined and not like a cockney sparrow.

How are you feeling?

Have to do ds dinner bath and bed. Dp gone out on the piss to London and is back tomorrow. and he claims to be ill Back later...

Rough as fuck really Madame 😲

Evening wenches.

Haven't read yet. Been to dentist, bit more shopping, reading with DS2, sorting out bickering DC, and now packing for my night out/away tomorrow with DH.

Back in a bit.

Sigrid's eye is looking fine btw