Swagger Inn 140 - Where The Musketeers shout "We've come for your wenches" and The Wenches shout "Okay!"

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Start off with my favourite photo

And a classic, Kalles kaviar
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I've just had a bath and I'm all pruney

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That is just insane. Whatever next? They'll be putting toothpaste in tubes before we know it...

God I love caviar.

I love stuff in tubes. I wish they'd put mayo in a tube here. I'm at the end of a jar now and I can't get it from round the sides and the bottom. I hate waste. I cut toothpaste tubes and you'd be surprised how much is still in there.

Afternoon btw!

You don't have mayo in tubes???? I'll bring you one next time we meet

Mayo in tubes!?
wanders off muttering about the world going mad
It's strictly tonight isn't it?
Haven't really been watching TBH
Might try and find a film to watch instead

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I was so tired earlier but managed to go for a walk, vacuum, clean the bathroom, torture the cat, do laundry, do the dishes, put up some advent decorations, pay the bills, cook dinner and now I'm on the couch having a lovely cup of coffee

Another vote for mayo in tubes.

Film was amazing. I'll be honest, I would have enjoyed it more without having to take three children with me. Might go and watch it again some time on my own like that'll happen

Eddie Redmayne is fab and has great comic timing

And yes it's Strictly tonight. Looking forward to Ore's paso, although Joanne said it was "a bit different" so fuck only knows what she's choreographed.

Thanks WW. My word, you have been busy. I've done fuck all.

Yes, Strictly, and if Ed Balls stays in tonight ..... oh wait, I said that last week. He's going to go straight through isn't he? And everyone else is going to go out a week before they should. This happens every year.

I've pottered today....dishes, tidying, washing, drying, had a bath, helped Ds2 with his homework...
We are now watching the grand tour.
It was not my idea 😡

I love it when you swear Apes

PISSFLAPS!!

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House is a shit heap, my back room is full of noisy teens & DD is watching the football in the front room. I am hiding in my bedroom with ScaredyCat

Eddie Redmayne - yum!

Do you want to come over to my place and watch TM Fancy?

I like ready chopped garlic in tubes.

Sounds absobloodylutely perfect ww
Shall I bring the Pimms?

Garlic?
In tubes!?
I haven't lived

Mayo is not acceptable in anything frankly and caviar can FTFO. Overrated in my opinion. Blue cheese is so awesome that I will forgive it being in a tube

Why are children so fecking noisy? There were only three of them and it sounded like there was about 50. One down though and one to go.

Three letus? A mere three? You don't know you're born I tell you. I have about 10 of the fuckers downstairs

We've had more at one time or another over the years. I think about 15 was the maximum one year, but bloody hell for three of them they made a lot of noise. Still, the other one has gone now and I have vodka so hurrah!