Swagger Inn 140 - Where The Musketeers shout "We've come for your wenches" and The Wenches shout "Okay!"

[LetUsPrey]

Start off with my favourite photo

I'm going to fucking freeze at work today.:::

In other news, we didn't get all the tinsel up, and now we're not going to be allowed to... Stupid Festive cat...

Is that the one that pukes everywhere Helen?
She/he looks comfy!
Got one of those weeks this week - physio, dentist, dr....ugh
Just realised ds2 didn't open his advent calendar this am (this is what happens when I give him breakfast in bed)

No - Inconvenient Pukey Cat was on the sofa (hopefully not puking) Stupid Festive cat actually curled up and went to sleep on the tinsel after that picture

Good luck with semi-hot Physio. Suggest you get some proper heat-producing hand warmers for work... (and tape some to your back for good measure)

Fucking hell. Having had pish all to do for the past three months, it's now all kicking off at work, in the week before I finish. when I was hoping to get all my online xmas shopping done in peace

Does this happen in most workplaces? It didnt in my old job. because we actually had control over stuff and were better organised

Bastards everywhere suddenly trying to get their shit done because they've just realised if they dont their fingers out now it wont happen till mid jan. All at once.

Bastards!!!!!

Afternoon!

Yes, Christmas trees are done.

for Madame.

Loooooooooook!!!! I can see carpet at Apricot's and a tasteful tree!

I'm so impressed with people who have tidy houses, and yes - I know Apricot doesn't have a small DC in residence to mess it all up, but frankly I can't see me ever getting the hang of a tidy house. Ever.

Our tree will look like an unlikely assortment of 'tasteful' decorations and tat (i.e. 'created by DS' decorations) have been fired at it by a cannon, to land at random points and at wierd angles on the tree. To date the cats haven't been overly interested in killing the decorations, but I'm sure there's time for that to happen :)

and for Madame...

Lights have arrived!
Hurrah!
just waiting for the star for the other tree now
Physio is - wait for it - a GofT fan!!!! Yay!! We had a lovely chat in between him pummelling me 😬
I have it do exercises 😫
I don't like exercise - it doesn't agree with me

Lovely tree btw apes!

Evening wenches.

Hope Badderz is still in one piece after physio.

Madame - it's a bit like that at my place on a smaller daily scale. It gets to 4pm and suddenly all this work appears and it's all urgent. Sounds like that but on a huuuuuge scale for you. Dickheads.

Beautiful tree Apricot! Ours sounds similar to yours Helen minus the cat threat. FestiveCat is all kinds of gorgeous BTW.

Thanks for the party feet review. 🍑🍑 🍑

Our tree

Oooo at tree!

Boooo at exercises

Hurrah for having something to chat about

Badders If the physio says you need an electric blanket, then you need an electric blanket. If he then says you need to do exercises then you need to do exercises. 'kay? Now - down and give Athos 20 (or as many as you like) He's waiting for you...

In other news, Inconvenient Puking Cat has also been joining in the festive cuteness, but he decided to kill and try to eat the tinsel

Also watched Planet Earth II this evening. It's brilliant and fascinating and amazing and everything... but I haven't managed to stay awake through one yet. Has David Attenborough turned into Brian Cox? He also does fascinating and interesting tv programs... and send me to sleep without fail.

OMFG! I really should watch some of the golfing programmes. I happened to walk in front of the TV and was stopped in my tracks. Gorgeous HBF. I had to sit down to watch in the middle of washing up. I asked DH who he was and he didn't know, so I had to google golfers with beards. Still none the wiser. They walk towards the camera in tight white trousers, and ... and ...

I hate exercise Bads, although I know I should do some. Lovely tree.

Oh, bless him Helen.

Going to watch Planet Earth now to calm down.

No
Sorry
I draw the line at golf!
Just watched the finale of westworld.
I'm still confused TBH

You can use the pic of your tree as a Christmas card Apes, gorgeous!

FestiveCat is very cute

Gorgeous tree Bads

Nervous about visit to eye specialist tomorro

Fingers x wicked
Ds2 has just broken his glasses
Sigh

Ooooooh - Westworld Finale - will catch up with you about that when I've watched it Badders (and you've done your exercises )

apricot - LOL at unexpectedly hot golfer. What tournament was it?

at Westworld - we don't see it until tomorrow (though we could download it)

Wicked - good luck tomorrow for Sigrid's eye

Been watching NCIS with DS1. However, DH joined us and sat right next to me and I can't MN with him going "what's that you're talking about?" etc. FFS.

I will admit I also googled for hot golfers with beards. There was a nice French golfer but it was only the one picture of him.

What time is Sigrid's appointment Wicked? Lots of kind thoughts for you.

I hope DS2 has a spare pair of glasses Badderz.

Eeep!

Morning wenches.

You alright Helen?

Big hugs for today Wicked.

It doesn't seem to be getting light. I may be sending DS1 to school with a torch.