Swagger Inn 138 - in which we run out of --Musketeers Episodes-- witty titles, but need a new thread to carry on blethering

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

As above. It's late, and I'm too tired to be clever or witty. (Business as usual then )

If anyone needs me I'll be in the hayloft with Athos

Hhhhhnggggf lovely pic letus.

Have a great time apes and fancy.

Wooooo!!! No work for a week!!!!!!! Thank fuck for that.

Morning wenches.

Isn't it though Madame? Enjoy your week off.

Usual Saturday stuff here. Hope the excitement doesn't get too much for me.

OK wench perving cultural trip to the theatre...have a look at these and say which interest you?

Sadly there are not any what I would call HBFs in theatre until the new year...

Highlights for me would be John Boyega, Damien Lewis, Daniel Radcliffe, but they are not for flippin ages. No idea whether the plays will be any good obvs.

www.londontheatre.co.uk/stars-on-stage

Or we could say sod the HBFs (because there's something of a lack there - #fussy) and just have fun at something like The Book of Mormon

Maybe we should do a double header of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (with Mr Radcliffe) and Hamlet (with Andrew Scott)

The manshapes are off at SaturdayMorningSportingActivity and I have had a lie-in. Tbh, I could just go back to bed...

Hurrah indeed for half term - and double-hurrah for booking DS into lots of activities so he will have fun and not get bored because I'm mean and won't let him play on the computer every waking hour.

Oh well, hope everyone has a good day, whether they've travelled elsewhere or not.

Afternoon wenches

Enjoy your week off Madame

I've been to the civilization for some errands including buying a new litter box, exciting Bloody cold here now, I have to start wearing warmer stuff. On the couch now with a giant cup of coffee trying to cure a headache.

Hope all wenches have a lovely day. I miss you all

I'm sitting watching lovejoy repeats for some reason
DC have done their homework and so are on the ps3
I feel crappy so am just slobbing around
I never sleep well when dh is away and last night was particularly bad

Lot of hugs for my Bads

Awwwww wicked!

Book of Mormon looks pretty amazing. Apparently hard to get tix though?

I must start getting ready at some point....

What are you going to wear Badderz?

I've been sorting Playmobil again all sodding afternoon.

I'm wearing black jeggings, knee high black boots with a heel and a white and black smart blouse
Silver and onyx earrings and a smart black and white coat
Just been sorting through my make up - such as it is - I even found some false eyelashes!

Sounds gorgeous 😘 Hope you have a good time

You didn't find a tiny yellow toolbox and an even tinier cream plastic bandage which is about one-third of a centimetre big in there did you?

Phwoooaaar

I've no idea Madame - I just like the look of it

LetUs - you're not stil in Playmobil hell are you?

Badders - have fun and careful with the false eyelashes (I'm imagining an escaped one being mistaken for a spider. DS had a dead spider caught on the back of his tshirt yesterday and I might have done a tiny scream before realising it was dead and having to admit that Mummy is, indeed a muppet.)

Wicked - wrap up warm

DH and I are going out this evening that must be at least 3 times this year now

There's a lot of Playmobil. I can't even think about the Lego

Have a great evening Helen. I'm staying in with Strictly and then possibly Gibbs.

Laters.......

Helen I read your post and my insides (and other areas) did all sorts of funny things

Nothing like some TM to cheer one up Watching ep 7 and Athos just walked up and slapped a bad guy. Fuck me he's hot!!!

Oh! I have sat on those stairs!!!

Louis being an arse

Ooooh Athos is very angry about being locked up, oooh

Nope sorry letus

Loving Wicked's commentary!

Thanks for looking Badderz

I'm very far through my first vodka of the evening. It's a large one. And so's the vodka. Badoomtish.

Have watched Strictly. Ore is super dreamy.

Oh, what a bunch of leatherclad gorgeous men!!!

Cheers Letus I may have had some wine