Team A has beefcake, Team Dog has joined the army and Team Ath are on Strike, Cormoran Strike. Swagger Inn 137.

[JaneElk]

Our beautiful leather clad lovelies have hung up their pauldrons, wrapped their thighs around their wenches horses and rode hard for the border. There'll be no more snogging in cupboards, or noshing on the Queen...s awful cooking. But we're not sad...oh no, we can keep this nonsense going ad infinitum, and there's plenty to look forward to as the Swaggerers stagger on in post muskie oblivion.

So keep the Cardinals finger flowing, and help yourself to the complementary Hot Chilean Nuts.

Now....S1 Ep1 anyone??

Ugh
Nausea (for days)
Headache (for days)
Runny nose
Sore throat
Lower backache
Ugh

Finished the third book about Cormoran. The books are brilliant! What the fuck should I read now???????

Hope all ill wenches feel better soon! I'm blobbing, been full of snott for days and also had the shits yesterday but feeling better now.

Ugh
Headache please fuck off
Ugh

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is all.

(a bee got stuck in my hair on a random flypast and stung me)

OMFG helen!!!!!!!!

Savlon

Mind you I use that for everything
God, got soooo much to do for tomorrow why is it my grocery orders NEVER have missing items until I'm having a party or entertaining? Then I have LOADS. Ffs
I'm watching the last hunger games film. Because that's an effective use of my time

Don't worry Madame it's rather unsual - first time it's happened in to me. Head is mostly ok now anyway - will down more painkillers at bedtime just in case. And agreed, no point dragging yourself out and braving the hideousness of the tourist-infested-scrum that is Filming Location if Santi's not going to be there. It's not like you've never seen him anyway - let alone actually spoken to him (in Spanish) #EducatedMulticulturalWench

Badders good luck with the birthday party tomorrow hope you're all feeling better.

Watching ep 4. Some epic snogging at the beginning. Fuck me Athos is hot!

Athos is giving orders and I just had 10 orgasms!

Fastforwarding Silvie giving boring speech.

Boring bampot Pauline.

"Come inside, drink some wine", yeah ok then

Oh yes - Pauline, the ever-so-slightly manic one. "Look at my lovely clothes!!! Look at my gloves!!!! Looooook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Has Athos suggested shooting the horse yet?

DS is also brewing a cold and being a right drama queen about it so I'm off to the hayloft on the basis that he will probably appear in our bed in the early hours because he's woken up all snuffly and his throat is dry and scratchy, and he needs me to know this and be awake too.

Night all...

Ah - ok, you're there are you. Daft girl (Sylvie that is). Athos and wine vs meaningful conversations about social equality? I know which one we'd pick.

So he'll have suggested shootig the horse by now, and will suggest shooting Aramis next IIR. Ah happy days. Enjoy yourself WW

Excellent commentary ww

I've had a lovely afternoon out with my friend & am now back home sipping peppermint tea as I'm still feeling a bit bleurgh.

Was completely unsubtle whilst waiting for my friend to arrive, as a bloke walked past whose profile was very like Ralph Fiennes. Had to get a good look to see if it was him or not. Sadly not

Ds2 is playing his new ps4 game and is very happy
8!
Blimey

Morning all. Fancy at unsubtle wenching. Remember the disturbingly young HBF and his girlfriend we kept bumping into on our day out?

So far I have sorted breakfast, got washing on the line and and stewing up a huge pot of pears...

Happy birthday to mini-badders2 ( for Badders)

Hope illing wenches are feeling better today...

Morning wenches.

Happy Birthday miniBadderz!

Excellent commentary Wicked

Also developing a cold here and feel like I could sleep for a week.

Watched Strictly last night - jolly good.

God what is it with wench germs!?
Maybe I need deep clean the tav?
I've not done much except shower and drink tea
We are currently watching Kung fu panda 3 on DVD
People not arriving til 4 so I'm planning on slobbing about til 3

Ooooh level 42 on radio 2 later!!
I went out with a guy who loved them back in the day so I went to see them live 3 times - they were very good!!

Morning. Just been for a walk down to the beach. It's bloody freezing.

Lovely commentary WW. Must do some rewatches when I get back. Forgot to bring the DVD with me. ☹️

Hope all ill and injured wenches are better soon.

Happy birthday to MiniBadders and good luck with the party Badders.

Have a good rest of the weekend all.

I e had to send dh out on an emergency balloon run!
Imagine forgetting the balloons!!

Afternoon

'forgetting' the balloons was a very common thing in my house badders - I hate it when the fuckers burst, so they were not on offer when the DC were small . Hope the party goes well happy birthday to miniBadders. Gets ready for badders*

helen, I do remember him! There were a lot of beards on display that day too.

It's a lovely day here (soz apricot) and as I have finally caught up with Poldark I can actually watch the new episode tonight, although probably with a break because of mum-cabbing.

I'm in the middle of my usual pre party panic that I haven't done enough food
Cue trip to co Op for jacket potatoes and summer fruit pie and extra thick cream

I've got jelly, Ice cream, flakes, marshamllows, sprinkles and sauce for ice cream factory for the kids
An avengers bday cake...NOT home made I hasten to add!
Also got roulade, trifle, treacle tart, strawberries and cream....
Speaking if which...better get the jackets in the oven!