Attention seeking - now look 'ere.

[hunkermunker]

Pay attention.

er...OK!

don't indulge her, humph. attention's what she craves.

And shags mercilessly!

I know, Aitch, but at least she admitted that in the title.
That alone deserves a smidge of attention.

Arrggh, can't deal with confrontation and conflict.
Sign me up for Big Brother!

hhhm, that's not what happened to Robert Redford.

i saw you more as a kapok girl, humphrey.

or cut-up old tights...

Dammit!
I hate it when a bit of american tan pokes out of a corner.

i knew it!!

well this hunker whispering thing hasn't worked, has it? Redford made it look so easy.

will i chuck hunker under the chin and feed her sugar lumps to make her love me?

try handfuls of crisp fifty pound notes?

true...

hang on, how did i end off being the needy one in this relationship?

Maybe try and get one of her buddy's to back off when all I was trying to do was defend her on the wheelchair poke your eye out thread.

Poked in the eye even. Ah Fu*k it I'm off to bed.

don't think anyone's had a go at you at all on that thread, calmdown. unless you mean aitch (currently known as thehunkerwhisperer) pointing out that mini-me has a real name... you don't mean that, do you? you can't, cos you winked at me...

Well tbh, it was the general being ignored vibe that got to me tbh, tired and emotional and prob not best time to be osting on MN, it's Mhamai btw. Slinks off as per usual lately.

hi mhamai, i was wondering who calmdown was... are you okay? i wasn't ignoring you, honest. (i'm actually supposed to be working Right Now)

Nah, just ignore me aitch, dd's father committed suicide two wks ago so not being totally rational, well no more than when I normally get hammered and rant threads, irony is I can't be arsed to get drunk lately.