anti-ponce thread for NORMAL people

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i love primark

and Galaxy Ripples

I buy Hovis bread

I love Woolies

come on!

I eat pot noodles
I buy 2nd hand clothes for me and the kids
We shop at tesco and aldi
I love giant chocolate buttons

ooh yes nothing like Aldi icecream Trinity

the wine is good there too according to our local paper's wine writer

i'm normal.

in fact i am even below normal.

i';d love primark if i could fit in their clothes.

Aldi, Lidl, woolworths, CDS/The Range. Instant coffee. Fizzy strawberry laces. Second hand clothes.

all good!

I love Primark and Galaxy Ripples too.

I also love my £8 handbag from New Look and wouldn't consider paying £1,000 for a handbag even if I could afford it!
Tis the price of a family holiday no?

ah, you see, now you'd think i couldn't play here, being a stalwart of the ponce thread

but

i like tetley tea, not twinings (i hail from yorks you see)

I love Primark
I Love Wilkinsons
I love a bargin

i like malteasers.

ooooh now Wilkinsons

now you're talking

oh yes,and i love going into woolworths

I like cadburys chocolate, as well as all the posh stuff

i go to butlins.

I see a visit to Woolworths in my lunch hours as a treat - just looking at all the stuff you can buy, gadgets, toys,cds etc.

It's a mecca to crap consumerism. I nearly always end up buying something small that I think 'ohh that looks good - I never knew I needed that' - Duh there is a reason I didn't know I needed it, it's because I DON'T - Doesn't stop me buying it though

Madness I know but now I can't eat chocolate (on a diet) I'm scraping the barrel for my treats

ds1 eats grapes in the supermarket- it keeps him quiet.
i love carboots & charity shops- even if i am dying, i have to go snaffle a bargain.
i shop at tescos and i'm proud.
i use baby jars.
i wear chucks/converse boots/daps and birkies in summer.
i answer the door to postie in my dressing gown- damn, sometimes i wear it all day.

have i revealed too much? coz theres more! lol

Only drink Co-op 99 tea.
Buy hovis sliced.
Watch Jeremy Kyle occasionally in case anyone I know turns up on it (happened once).
Buy frozen pizza.
Buy second hand clothes.
Am the queen of TKMaxx shopping.

I've recently started going to Lidl

The funny thing is a lot of the so called poncey stuf is normal to me. I would never lay a table with mismatched cutlery, I don't own mismatched cutlery. It is cheap enough in Ikea fgs.

Bundle... don't be embarassed about Lidl shopping... it's quality gear in there man!

There's no Primark near Edinburgh.

I will drink any plonk going. In fact, real wine afficianados will, because you'd be amazed at the discoveries you can make with an open mind toward wine .

I don't like to patronise any supermarket because I feel they have killed the farming industry, and this will come home to roost in the most disastrous of ways soon enough.

But I do buy often from charity shops.

Why not?

I thought a ponce was a paedophile, or is that a nonce?

I think a ponce lives off immoral earnings, no?

Feel I've missed something here...which is the ponce thread?

Millionaire's wife in our NCT group (used to buy her dd cashmere woolies when they were 3 months old) often asked me where I got some pretty garment for dd. Answer was usually Woolworths or charity shop. And our house would be empty without Ikea.

themoon66, it's hard to find the unprocessed stuff though...