anti-ponce thread for NORMAL people

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i love primark

and Galaxy Ripples

I buy Hovis bread

I love Woolies

come on!

7 yr old DD said to me the other day, 'I know that sausage rolls are full of pigs lips and eye lids....but they are delicious!!!!!' So we went and had one each to celebrate!!!! (and a full fat ribena each)

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boo!

too late!

what is all this to do with?

I also love scraps on me chips from the chippy & mushy peas. I am a pikey but I aint bovvered

I love egg and chips and tomato sauce, with with bread and butter

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i have piss catchers round my loo!

How bad is that?

I like instant coffee (but only Cap Colombie or Really Rich - yikes I'm precious about instant coffee, oh the shame.

I like KFC

Watch telly constantly, any trash will do

Read Heat/Now/Grazia

Shop at Asda

Drink beer from the bottle

I also drink endless cups of tea back to back, makes me an oik according to my mother.

I'm not dressed and I don't think I will get dressed any time soon! And I had biscuits for breakfast.

MB i just bought some of those (nice name!) as i have two small boys - figured easier to throw them in the washing machine everyday than be on puddle alert all day long

What are piss catchers and wher do I buy them from? Most intrigued as live in a majority male household!

aldi, woolies, poundstrtcher even!!

i dont go to the theatre we go to the cinema

2 for 1 dinner at the pub?? get in there!!!

wooooooooooooooooooooooo

lol

piss catchers are those furry carpet things that go round the bottom of your loo. Everyone's Nana (prob not Grandmas, they are posher) has them!!!! I think you can get them in woolies, wilkos, and argos - keeping it on a non poncey tip!!!!!

soz kitty, crossed posts

Oh I know, I thought you had discovered a new invention, had visuions of little plastic potties around teh toilet!

Now that's an idea (scuttles off to the patent office to make sure noone cashes in on this new genius invention!....)

I know I'm not a ponce because -

I pmsl reading the ponce thread thinking how daft the posts were

BUT

Read this thread and nodded in agreement at every post.

gm - you theif! get yr own ideas!!

I started one of these too!!

I shop at ASDA
Love Primark (get excited before going actually)
Buy cheap loo roll
Shop in chariry shops/junk shops
Use ASDA own facial cleansing wipes and oil of olay

As I said before if you look like a horses arses crem de la mer at £130 a tub aint gonna help

I could go on and on. There is nothing I am poncy about at all.

Not that I look like a hore you understand

horse oops

I shop at Asda

I was raised in a council house

My ds2 has a chav name, apparently

I buy the boys clothes off Ebay or Asda (I got him a cardi at BHS last week... felt like we were buying all of HArrods LOL)

Like Woolies, the range, Wilkinsons, feel like I'm breaking the bank when something comes from Sainsburys (no waitrose here)

Drive a Proton. And would buy another happily (good reliable car!) if only they amde them big enough.

You know what they say Peachy - You can take the girl out of the council house but you can't take the council house out of teh girl

I was brought up on a council estate too. Parents still live there.

Think it makes us tougher?