Swagger Inn Thread 121 - Well BBC, 2016 has arrived, WHERE ARE OUR MUSKETEERS??????

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Join us as we speculate wildly on series 3 scheduling, plot and how long Aramis will be able to keep his vow of chastity for.

I don't normally like horrible boys. I like old fashioned gentlemen.
But this dirty bastard Athos Dolokhov is so faf.
I doubt S3 Athos will be as bastard'ly?

What filthy thoughts do you think he's thinking Tart?

I suppose it depends what ou want them for doesn't it obs? Living happily ever after? Then Dolokhov is not your man. A hard shag on your best china? That's more like (nto) it.

NORAH ^^

hope she doesn't realise I have just given the Cardinal a BJ

How the fuckity fuck are you, my lovely?

Liv!!!!!

How are you? (other than depraved, obv. )

Awwww Fancy you do say the loveliest things

I'm trying to get through a very boring day by eating a lot of crap but other than that, fine!

How are things in Team Ugly Aramis?

Team Aramis are, as ever, in a state of barely concealed lust.

Shouldn't you be combatting the boredom with bananas?

Oh that reminds me - I really must book that Specsavers appointment for Team Aramis

I have just had a banana chew (not a euphemism!) which obviously made me think of the huge beast

Mmmmmm I wonder if they can make a PC flavoured chew - it would taste like rainbows...

And jizz probably...

Liv

Don't knock it til you've tried it

Rather not if you don't mind - I am rather particular as to what I pop in my mouth

Her you go liv....the sexiest Dr who and the most decrepit one in one pic!

Oh that's just freaky I always thought DT was a hottie until I saw PC - then I realised that PC is actually sexy perfection

Ah baddersz it's all go eh?

I do like a good meaty sausage as it happens fancy how did you know?

liveeeeyah

mlg the first few days are the hardest but if you persevere you start needing it less.

Am watching cleanskin on Amazon.
Hot, hipster assassin Tom
And Sean bean
What's not to like?

Speaking of neeeeeding something...

I saw that before Xmas, I literally only watched it for the Bean. 👀

So hot.
So very hot.
I'm all of a dither now

Nor Look - how totally adorable is this!!!!!

Oh I don't know norah, just a wild guess

This page lacks hotness (exception is the op at the top), must rectify....

Evenin'

Just got in from work followed by a boring fucking meeting which went on toooooop long. Thought I'd be all behind with the thread, but turns out not.

Nor! Nice to see you cariad

Where is LetUs this week?? Hold or just bogged down with work???

Also missing Mouse and Minty.

One point VERY well made by Nor is the Nonny situation?? Wherefore art thou Nonny no?

If anyone needed any prompt for writing some serious filth, table banging surely a good starting point. If Athos was doing it though it would be all honourable he'd pick your knickers up for you after

I've watched that gif loads of times. It's hilarious!!!

Love your definition of honourable as someone who'd pick your knickers up for you comtess

I'd like to think Aramis would be a considerate lover - he'd move the cutlery so you wouldn't get a fork sticking in your back & move the plates so that no-one had to eat off the plate your arse was resting on