Swagger Inn Thread 121 - Well BBC, 2016 has arrived, WHERE ARE OUR MUSKETEERS??????

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Join us as we speculate wildly on series 3 scheduling, plot and how long Aramis will be able to keep his vow of chastity for.

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Night all

Evening wenches.

Pictures still not showing up

I have just turned over to Gold (don't judge me) and Miranda is on. And then two seconds in there's a very young looking Dog

Oh that is a good episode letus, Dog is quite funny in it

❄️☔️☁️MMMOOORRRRRRRNNNIIINNNGGG FFFFFUUUUCCCCCKKKKEEERRRSSSZZZZ!! ☁️☔️❄️

Well I LIKE THE COLD so nerrrrrrrr. Granted when it's cold and damp/wet, it's not very inspiring, but those frosty days with brilliant sunshine, the bright blue sky and everything all glittery and white are glorious.
And best of all, THERE IS NO SODDING POLLEN AROUND.
I could never sleep naked mind, it's the 'what if?' Situ there I'm afraid. plus if I'm fully covered I'm slightly less likely to get woken up by annoying people next to me. IySWIM?

I hope you're all well today and take care if it is icy/flooded out round your parts.

I still haven't rewatched series two. It might even have been deleted off the sky box now. if I do have it I might watch in the evenings when h is away. Just to get caught up, and hopefully I'll give more of a shit about the new series.

Milady....yeah it's still a work in progress...sigh
Guy didn't turn up anyway!
Lots of stuff to do today....ikea, grocery shopping and dh having his stitches out

Morning.
Preparations for a new thread? Fluff, would you like to? You were thinking about it before.... What picture would you like to start with......
All bleach eyes Dog pictures are excluded! But there are some lovely Dog pictures. He IS developing nicely.

Morning wenches. He was very funny Fancy

It's Friiiiiiiiiiiidddaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

Pissing it down here. Fun. Supposed to be nice later.

Here's to fabulous days for fabulous wenches x

Series 1 episode 10? Ohh what a friggin episode. Happy days......

Oh thank god! This is more like it HBFs, nonsense and heady domesticity....I'm hooooooo-ooooooome

Went to JL yesterday. Why does it always take all day? I wasn't even looking at the lamps

Not a lot of sleep had last night, I read something that triggered some crappy memories just before bed, cue reading until half 1 to keep them out my head. Was then joined by all the minielks at 5.30....comfy!

I'm staying right here. Give me a prod when it's 3.28 someone, ta

ILYA

Morning, pissing it down here. Worth it because now it's warmer my bin will no longer be iced shut (not a euphemism)

Make sure you get in that rewatch young wench. I found s2 more gripping on rewatch, not least because we watched it without all the two weeks' gaps

Dh is supposed to be taking ds to school
Ex let they are both still.wandering around in their pants. Ffs. I do it everyday and we are out the door by 8.30.
I'm not getting up.
Fuck it.
S 1 episode 10 is great....porthos was so good in that graveside scene.
Might try and get ds1 to do a rematch with me over the weekend....

It's not so cold here now, just damp and uninspiring Norah bet you'd be sleeping nekkid if Porthos was in bed with you because he'd tear your clothes to bits with his teeth if you wore any

I have been asked to take on a new project Actually there is pleading involved. Apparently I'm quite good Of course, you know what this means... I'm going to say yes and then spend the next three months boring you shitless by cursing said project. It also gives me a kick up the backside to spend today finishing off paperwork so I can get other projects which are all-finished-bar-the-paperwork out of my hair and into the current financial year for tax purposes.

Oh, and the project-which-I-really-shouldn't-have-taken-on has had another deadline extension, so that rumbles onwards generating income.

Happy days...

Oh arse - just been asked to collect DS from school because he's looking a bit green around the gills and there's a sickness bug going round. FML, there went work for now

Oh dear, poor DS.

Laters....

psst....I think Helen secretly really loves what she does

I do NOT secretly love what I do. I very much love what I do (on the freelance side of things, not the BoringOfficeJob). It's just also very tedious and irritating and faffy and mind-numbingly boring sometimes. So thank god for you lot keeping me sane well - less insane than otherwise. And I take on too much and spend too much time gettign distracted and end up having a panick(is that spelt right?) about how much I have to do.

DS is all flopsy and feeling sorry for himself. He might be entitled to be not at school. As long as he stays being sweet and tired and not demanding minecraft etc. Speak of the devil, he has appeared bearing a minecraft magazine.... but he's not feeling great, bless him

how is the chaise anyway Elk will we need the fishslice later?

Hope Ds is OK Helen.
I am fully expecting both mine to go down with bloody dengue fever or something next week as Dh is away.
So, been to ikea, aldi and asda. I now have a stinking headache and Dh is making cow eyes at me and wanting sexy times. I just cannot be arsed, wenches.
:(
I have been cleaning a lot this week, washing cushion covers, cleaning windows, oven etc as I know I won't get much chance next week.
Also got loads of shopping in so hopefully I won't have to go again next week
I have done an ocado order for Thursday as I'm not battling my way round the shops on my own, God, how I loathe it!
Run down of ikea purchases;
New towels
Napkins
Plastic food bags
Picture for the kitchen
Batteries
Wine glass to replace one I broke at Xmas
Oh, and meatballs, obv :)

WW....I thought of you the whole time :;

I have just had pulled pork and bean soup for lunch. DH thankfully did not get why I was pueriley (is that a word?) sniggering. I'm blaming you lot.

and for Elk, sometimes I think all the bobbins we talk about should come with warnings. Am sorry.

Afternoon wenches!

Finally found my way back here. Been very busy at work, been trying to spend more time talking with family rather than staring at a screen and then have had the lurge, but I miss this place!

Can tell you now, am not going to have time to read back. ,grovelling apologies, offers to get a round in> Have there been any Bongs recently?

In other news, while curled up on the sofa yesterday and shivering under piles of blankets, I watched Gilda (talk about a dysfunctional relationship!) and finally started on my dvd of Anno 1790 which I've had for ages. Have a new object of lust, in the form of Peter Eggers. It's the freckles, the revolutionary tendencies and the Swedish I think

Welcome back issy!
Off to hold Dhs hand at the dr whilst he gets his 4 stitches out
yes I am judging him....I have expelled something the size of a cat from my cervix and not made as much fuss as he has

I think you will get a full frontal in that one Issy or maybe I just dreamed that

Oh wifey

[Athos/Dolocock] for Elk

Issy! Hello!

Badders he's now all pale with a tempterature and a runny nose. There went the weekend plans Hey Ho hey On the plus side he's not lying on me any more so I can MN do some work while horrible histories is on. (they're rioting at the Bastille!)

Bloody love HH

Obviously La Revolution is in the air!

ww Have definitely had a few top halves but not yet seen the whole caboodle, but still got 4 episodes to go, here's hoping