Swagger Inn Thread 121 - Well BBC, 2016 has arrived, WHERE ARE OUR MUSKETEERS??????

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Join us as we speculate wildly on series 3 scheduling, plot and how long Aramis will be able to keep his vow of chastity for.

Interestingly not really given your full name Georgie, I'm surprised you haven't commented yet on the head carriage of the Muskie horses

Ooh, a dinner lady! Are you going to be strict baddersz?
Are you?
Are you?

Good that you can relax now madame, I approve

Awwight elky?
How you doin'

Norah?
...is that gum you are chewing?
Is it?

See me in my cupboard of sexiness office later....

Hi all. Thanks fancy most appreciated.

Very nice s 3 Athos over the page btw.

Joins in with Elk wondering why Georgie hasn't commented on Roger!

Hi Norah

I have just discovered the THE LECTURER was the historical consultant on War & Peace

Ooooooohhhhh anne how exciting!

I know what you mean about it feeling a little rushed elk - I am enjoying it immensely, but think 6 episodes is a little too short for such a long text.

Interesting anne - he seems to be particularly pissed off with Simon Schama - nothing like a bit of academic bitching! Can't believe so many people are saying it's like Austen - can't they see beyond the frocks FFS? It's very different to my mind, not least because W&P has a male perspective & Austen a woman's.

Anyhoo, enough of such highbrowness. Bring on the smut & hbfs

Noooorrrrraaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alright? ^

Norah is busy in my sex cupboard office.
Please form an orderly queue
yeah, right :)

^^

There's more space in the dungeon (although you may have to wipe some of the equipment before you use it )

Good day wenches (scatters jaggerbombs across the Tav for everyone) (stomps snow off feet) hope you are all well and keeping DOG chained up but well exercised for my return happy in my absence..... Have not RTFT but needless to say I hope life is treating you all well (leaves gluwein simmering on the fire - enjoy it certainly warms the heart) (heads back to the hot tub for some more R&R - wish I had this man with me .....)

Hi Norah , ,

Hi Tart you will be relieved to know that the Cardinal and I have kept Dog VERY well exercised hence why some of the equipment needs an extra wipe - I would let him have a few days' little rest for now...

Liv...no ones going near the dungeon.
No one
:)

Welcome back tart, lovely pic. Was that after you hosed him down following his stay in the dungeon?

Badders I felt I should make the offer though

Just as long as nobody goes near the Cardinal either

Arf at 'riding gag' - sounds like something we have in the dungeon

1. RTFT. I BURNT THE DUNGEON EARLIER.
2. wotchoo being all shy for eh mlg? Are you after something or just embarrassed?
3. Oooh baddersz
4. liv. Ily. Have you been to badderszsSs'ses office yet? Fook me john Snurr it's good. Er. I mean...
5. one each there fannersz. One. Each. Wot say you? Care to join me and them? I care not for any rotas. Pppfffffttttt

It would be a pleasure norah - if we jump on board & set off at the gallop, no-one would catch us. Ready?

Most academics don't like him Fancy. He is an arrogant arse really, but I would let him shag me over his coffee table of his own books.

Also, on the subject of shagging - those gifs of Aramis and Treville - oooofffftttttt! Yes! Yes! And Yes!

Hello! Back from work early, ought to be picking up DS/rescuing DM, but dived in at home first to feed cats/lock up chickens/light fire (15 degrees in the living room FFS)

Soz about the cleaning Elk I havent got round to it since getting back from hols. The hayloft is all nicely cleaned out though (we kicked out all the rank hay last night during activities so I've broken open a new bale), and the well is in the yard next to The Wall and the Trough you loon, not in the Tav itself.
Norah, did you dust The snug (links to remind self where it is...) Oh no, ok. Right.

Be back later I expect...

That's generous of you anne

Always ready fancy

You know what, anne has just shown exactly how kind and generous and thoughtful wenches are.

I would let Porthos do the same. 'Cos I'm nice.
Innit.