Do you know anyone who has named their child with really daft name!!!!!

[Flumpybumpy]

I know a girl whose called her Daughter Holly, not bad you say, her surname is Hester!!!!

FB x

dh used to work with a lady called Heather who married Mr Feather.

I know a girl whose middle names include stardust, fluffball and octavia, but her sister's first name is OPHELIA, not so bad until you add her surname which is BUSH....

Babe Olympia Precious
Princess
Angel
Denim
Xennon
Denon (named after stereo eqpt.)
Carne (honestly named after chilli con .....)
Ellesse (named after the brand)
Laken
Kendon (for a girl)
Lovely

What do people think about calling a boy Cain? There was one in our toddler group. When his Mum told me his name my jaw really did drop (until then I'd thought it was just a figure of speech).

could cain be spelled Kane though? We used to like the name Kane, but nor Cain, if you know what I mean?

And what is wrong with Korben? Not saying I love it...but what is wrong wiht it?

Know an aphrodite, but she is truely greek, so, it's a normal name for them!

Don't like Dallas, I must say!

CLITORIS surely that is a joke

in reply to op, yes...... me!

Hm...Dirk, is a very common german name, I just dislike for no particular reason, just don't like the sound of it, and there are many of those names...but as menntioned a personal thing!

My cousin named her lil boy Enrico....which is, in itself a lovely name, really, but doesn't suit the family or the lil boy....it sort of assumes the carrier is mediteranian and temperemental, and that wee boy is just so mellow and sweet and very blond!

My so't have unusual names, but only over here really...as in germany my first 2 sons names are pretty normal...Sven and Yannic, and Flynn , I suppose is unusual to some extend in englad as well as in germany!

I knew an Andrew Peacock at school (called Drew Peacock) and saw a press release about a guy who worked at the Pentagon called Isaac Hunt. Honest.

I have a not great rolled together middle and surname (not telling you what tho!) and my parents didn't even tell me about it. I found out when I was 12 when I looked at my baby bank account book. Couldn't believe it!

Really sorry to those getting upset - if you can't laugh at the names and take it as a bit of fun that you don't get het up over, how are your kids going to cope?! Some of these are really v funny

Some one recently told me that one of their colleagues had named their 4th child Isaac Cox

Also knew a Wayne King

Also knew a Wayne King...if we had twins we were thinking of Martha and Arther...or Max and Paddy

Wayne King LOL

It is the combination of names that I can't get my head around.

I know a James James, surely that just shows a complete lack of imagaination by the parents.

Somebody else I know reckons they know a Hugh Jars but I think she is winding me up!!!

FB x

One of my friends taught a boy name Benjamin Bunney.

And also a William Williams.

Another taught a Kylie Wylie.

And I got served in Burger King once by a Shane Wayne.

my kids have (what i think to be) lovely names michael,chloe,amelia,nathaniel and alyssa.but my brothers gf said last week "if you do have another (we are ttc at the mo) i hope you give it a normal name and not one of them daft names like your other kids!" i was soooooo peeved off at her.

maybe i should name a child after her normal named ds (who is in his 20's) wayne dwayne kipling!!(no joke,thats his full name)

There is a Rooney at DDs school!!

I used to go to school with a William Williams. We called him 2 willies

if i ever had a little girl id like her middle name to be princess-i suppose im setting her up for a lifetime of scorn!!

some of the names on here are really funny but i have to admit i actually like some of them!!

dont worry though, my ds's have 'normal' (ish) names

I've said this before but DH was at school with a Mike Hunt whose dad's name was Isaac.

And I met someone whose daughter went to school with Russell Sprout.

I know of an Oliver Cockaday. Also a friend of ours has a wife and a dog both called Sam - now surely that's weird?

ROFL Russell Sprout!!!
Ok, why is Matt Brown funny?

I know of a Mr W Anker

Who is a really nice bloke

And we had a Mr Dick Greedy at work.

he was lovely, and a salesman.... just used to pop his card in therough our door! We thought it was a spoof at first, ahs to be said.

My old boss at work used to do health benefits for low income families and met a woman who named her daughter Vagina. Apparently the woman had never heard the word before her pregnancy, thought it was beautiful and decided to name her daughter after it.

i am a fan of unusual names
my daughter is called poppy and people always comment on it
most of the time it is nice though

my friends have called their little girl hetty, wasn't sure at first but love it now

On names that were changed by deedpole, there's a guy around here who does anything for charity that invloves beans, ie sitting in baths of them, eating a lot of them etc etc. He used to drive around in a VW beetle that was painted in beans, he dresses up in an orange suit and to get to the point he's changed his name to Captain Beany.

On the same fore/surnames I know a guy called David David - he's known as 'Dai twice'(yes we're in Wales).