Swagger Inn Thread 118 - Santa baby, I've been an awfully bad girl, can I please have a Musketeer in my Stocking--s--

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Mistletoe at the ready wenches .....

Yeah...he offered ablation too but I'm not ready for an op, especially as there are no structural issues (no fibroids or cysts thank god)
I'm using Dhs private medical cover so I have been offered options I wouldn't have been on the NHS IMHO.
I'm going to try the transemix (sp?) acid and see what happens.
Tart....ffs. It's brutal isn't it? A few years ago we moved twice in 4 months (don't ask) and I nearly lost the plot.
DO NOT LET IT GET TO FRIDAY WITHOUT SOME MOVEMENT bitter experience
Comtesse is halfway home! Yay! :)

Thank you for the update badders & good luck with the medication - some people swear by it

Good luck badders and all sick/injured wenches.

Good luck tart with the move. Hate moving too.

Death by drowning. Please give me a good Send off wenches. Keep Dog safe from the Big C

Oh tart I am sorry

morelike INSPIRED carol lyrics you have missed your vocation imo.

Also inspired xmas name suggestions for lyndie and letus...doooooo ittttttt...

Just been to xmas works lunch and pub. Convo was about tv the whole time and I realised I AM A SOCIAL OUTCAST cos the only tv I've been into in the past two years is TM, and obvs I couldn't explain this to them. I blame you all!!

Actually Chevreuse I'd say that makes you the LUCKY one.

Because you are part of the greatest social group of all.

Look how far we've come!

Yes, there is that sparks. But as for making conversation with your colleagues...it's less helpful.

"So did anyone see the nth series of mad men/the wire/strictly/homeland/ etc?"

"No but I know what an eiffel tower is?"

But it's not just TM, it's any film/tv programme Santi has been in. Erm, yeah I see your point

Btw Fancy was it the Swedish mudcake you had?

I'm a bit like that about toms films :)
Oh ffs. Ds1 keeps talking to me about the siege of Stalingrad. Make him stop!

Hi wifey

I was thinking we should do the 12/day of xmas. Like "12 wenches perving" and whatever.

Any ideas?

Ps thanks madame!

It was ww

Yes to the 12 days of Christmas morelike
Can I suggest '5 h...b....fs'?

On the First Day of Christmas the Tavern sent to me...

Visions Inspired by Soup

snirf.

Evening fuckersz!

Ahhhh, I LOVE that one, Folk

I did think of arfholeynight as well, but I'm FolknNorah innit. When do you want a Rewatch?

Hello folkn!

Oh this is going to be amazeballs. 12 days of wenchmas. Cant wait.

If we do a clean (ish) version, we could tweet it to jp and ask for a festive muskypic in return?

Slightly better day at work today, but very much the calm before the storm. Which will last till at least next Wednesday. The storm, that is.

However, there was an added bonus today of a specificindustryconsultant to teach us all about specificjobrelatedskill. He was quite nice to look at, but the combination of a high level of skills knowledge and fabulous self-confidence made him So Hot. Everyone was drooling. I think he may have noticed, as he felt it necessary to mention his wife in conversation...

Two Italian killers?
Three preparatory sketches?

Or too clean?

Eleven (or some number of) red guards dying?
Ten nuns a fighting?
Nine ladies swooning?

Cinn the gratuitous 'wife' mentions.
MoreLike 8 bottles clinking on Athos' bedroom floor' ? Apparently I'm pretty useless at this. I swear I used to have an imagination.

Now I must go and clean up bits of dead mouse. Serves me right for not putting biscuits down for the cats earlier I suppose. I'm betting there's a mouse stomach lurking under the table, or wherever InconvenientCat ended up eating it.

Loving the carols and also 12 days of Christmas idea.