Swagger Inn Thread 118 - Santa baby, I've been an awfully bad girl, can I please have a Musketeer in my Stocking--s--

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Mistletoe at the ready wenches .....

The only one I could think if was HarktheHelenAngelsSing, but it's a bit naff and I can't truthfully associate myself with anything angelic - not since I was 5yo and platinum blond anyway.

Still got headache. FMUselessPainkillers.

Oh - Fancy! Thiiiighs just because

Bloody hell, I'd only just got used to the other names! And Madame has hijacked the one I was going to choose. Can I still have FluffballRoastingOnTwoMusketeers? Please?

Bar of wonder, bar of light
Bar where Athos drinks tonight
Cognac drinking, not much thinking
Athos is quite fucked tonight

hark that is very festive - love it ...

Born a king in Paris-on-seine
Aramis skulks, he's done it again
Treason maybe, it's his baby
Soon to be put in chains

Morelike you have missed your vocation

helen!!! you are wicked (nto)

You can fluffy - what's a little more confusion in this place?

Not much sense to offer have I
It's my birthday I've been at the wine
The name is porthos, and it's your loss
If melon goes in your eye

"Grrr, she's mine, my musky perfume
Seduces Connie, makes wenches swoon"
Fighting, fucking, barrel chucking
Dog will be trained quite soon

Glorious now behold them arise,
Drunk and monk, the one with great thighs,
Dog, the young one, then the tight buns one,
Under him norah lies

This is BRILLIANT

I'm touched morelike, you even got thighs in there!

morelike you're a genius!

fluff - soz. But you surely have to be snowball, no?

Why, thank you, thank you wenches

Shows where a catholic education will get you....

See, I go away for a couple of hours and already I'm lost

Who is BarkthePuppyDog?

Top Musketeer carol singing. Do you think we could get those words onto the hymn sheet for the OpSmile concert? Coukd you imagine the carnage

Madame I thank you for your excellent suggestion. Snowball it is.
Brilliant carols MoreLike Have an image of the wenches singing them outside old people's houses to raise funds for the home for ageing perverts wenches
Must get back to Xav, he's showing me how to make Eggs Arnold Bennett before he eats them off my stomach

Barking puppies is me Tart (tenuous link from D'Art to dog ) may change it again though ..
Stand firm wenches - cross everything I realise legs shut is hard in here, but I would appreciate it as allegedly I am exchanging contracts today..... If we do I will be very drunk later I will be celebrating with a glass of bubbles ....

MoreLike that was fantastic, and happy birthday for yesterday (if I read that right_) In haste. Had to log on and do some work before work.
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

No, I think she meant porthos, not her, helen!

[Shamrock] tart; hope it all goes through ok today.

Have good days all xx

Morning wenches. Loving all the Christmas name changes. I'll probably stay as I am because I'm rubbish at thinking of names. I'm like Martin playing a word game with Douglas on Cabin Pressure.

Excellent news re the zapper Madame - everything crossed for its success.

Some ep8 Aramis to get us through the day

Morning wenches

Still chuckling over morelike's updated carols

Keeping fingers crossed for you tart and madame and your magic zapper.

Morning.

Good luck Tart for today.

Still off. Still dizzy and woozy. Getting fed up of this ear now. It's like being drunk without the fun!!

I'm still off too, Cake! Let's be slackers together.

LetUs surely you should become OhComeLETUSAdorehim ??

And let me guess Fluff - would it be spit-roasting by any chance?

Good plan Sparks. Now we need some of these to accompany us and it'll be perfect.

Perfect. And who needs a right hand anyway? when I've got a perfectly good mouth