Swagger Inn Thread 118 - Santa baby, I've been an awfully bad girl, can I please have a Musketeer in my Stocking--s--

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Mistletoe at the ready wenches .....

Morning.
Thanks to Madame for reminding me what my Christmas Username was last year.

Great idea for letus, santis

It's not my birthday Helen I meant Porthos. The idea was one verse each and Athos has the chorus. Also I wasn't on the wine but on a train. Had only planned to post the pciture of the three of them but some one encouraged me...

Anyhoo, morning to all wenches. Hope all are well. Very rainy here.

Good luck today tart

Tried to read back but a bit unsure about losing right hand reference....

RSI Morelike. Off work.

Oh dear, I'm sorry to hear that. Almost certainly should have picked it up somewhere along the line

I'm afraid I thought it was a reference to something rude, this being the tav, and couldn't work out what!

Morning. No plans to NC here, I can't be bothered. Hope Tarts house stuff goes through, maybe celebrate with a instead??

I'm doing Christmas prep instead of working this week, but also done boring stuff like washing sofa covers and Vax'ing carpets. No tree yet as we have to wait until after DH birthday which is another week.

Hope Minty and Madame get se relief soon.

*some

Wouldn't kill the BBC to do a TM themed Christmas picture would it? The boys standing round a roaring fire with a glass of something, brandishing their swords, leather clad......

How about thelyndieandtheivy?

Lydiebleakmidwinter? Although I know that carol is in use.

Hark the horny wenches squeee
Hbfs for you and me
Our boys for Liv are far to mild
With the card'nal much more wild

Lustful all ye wenches rise
Athos legs it in disguise
With our pervy posts proclaim
To Aramis, we stake our claim
With our pervy posts proclaim
To Dog and Porthos we lay claim

Hark, keep this up, it's VERY entertaining

Far too mild. Sorry.

They are great Hark.

DingDongMerrilyndieOnHigh ????

ding dong - said a la terry Thomas :)
Well.
Where has this morning gone? Been back to see dr. He offered me a hysterectomy. I said no. Sooo....more meds.
Then went into town and mooches around the shops. I've bought jeggings god help Me!
I got my first Xmas card today! :)

Afternoon - I'm finally starting to feel the Christmas spirit, thanks to all the filthy festive songs in here!

A hysterectomy badders? Were you expecting to be offered that?

Love the name suggestion for Letus. Much more wenchy than my idea of LetUsSnowLetUsSnowLetUsSnow.

Am about to commit suicide by drowning in a vat of vodka would prefer to die by too much shagging, but that ain't going to happen today I honest to god don't think the house exchange is going to happen today .......
Please excuse my language but FUCKING SOLICITORS.........

Bloody hell tart what a pain. It's times like this when being pre-menstrual can be useful.

Time to post my motivational Queenie gif - watch, & go stick a rocket up someone's arse (Don't get stuck at the watch part - it's easily done)

Oh and can you warn me before you expire in the please - I just need enough time to siphon some off

Hey Team A! HE LOOKED UP

Bads

Blimey Badders bit of a big decision to just offer like that.

tart no! That's just getting ridiculous now. You should charge them for the alcohol this is forcing you to drink!!! **

Where did you find that sparks?

Santi looked up ..... But I am more interested in the tongue on DOG - I bet it is good .....

The bald Spanish actor tweeted it. I reckon they took Luca's one last week, looked at it, then all shouted at Santi to look at the camera