Swagger Inn Thread 118 - Santa baby, I've been an awfully bad girl, can I please have a Musketeer in my Stocking--s--

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Mistletoe at the ready wenches .....

But don't think it should be clean. Think it should be very very very dirty!!

Or clean and dirty version.

Preparatory sketches is going to be a bugger to scan.

Evening wenches.

Thanks for the name change suggestion which I forgot and had to scroll back to check

Help yourself wenches

What about Kingy Tantrums in the 12 days of Christmas? And for five gold rings what about Ca-ah-aptain Trevilllllllllllllle?

Omg. Record scratch. Ive just remembered - didnt the burketeers do a version of the twelve days of christmas for tom burke or something?

I'm guessing there might be a few differences between theirs and ours Madame

Hmmmm, interwebs went down..

Twelve shags per wench,
Eleven shag positions,
Ten times I swallowed
Nine times up the chuffer
Eight pairs of hands in
Seven locations
Six major comings
Fiiiiive aaaiiiitch beeeeeee eeeefffffffffffs
Four musketeers
Three with a hat,
Two at a time
And a shag up against the Tav wall.

^^the wench choir all singing. Nawww. Aren't we luffly?

Oh, so we aren't doing it anymore?

Awwww that's brilliant norah!!! jp will LOVE it.

Yes, the wench version certainly is a bit different isn't it letus.

Wonderful effort on the festive songs.

Mouse stomach has been located and cleaned up. I'm off to le hayloft.

Night all...

Different how?

It needs improving, but it's a start?

BRILLIANT😆 Can Team A not allow me to email JP with that next week when I'm in a Santi/Prosecco bliss coma? Thanks.

I thunked of one!!!

Phone confiscation may be required SantisLitt.. oh fuck it, Sparks
Great work Nor 👍

I will absolutely not encourage you to drunk emither her and I will not persuade you to send her the five way picture and copies of our Xmas songs.

MrsB will arrange for a localised black-out on social media/internet/phone signals to cut in if you start typing her email address on any device registered to you She has the power....

makes sure to tie bea up and lock her in boot of car for that day

Love the name changes norah, helen & letus

cinn, was everyone drooling, or were you drooling enough for everyone?

morelike - for a clean version I do like the red guards & nuns lines & letus's Kingy tantrums.

norah - I love the 'shag up against the Tav wall' (nlt & ylt) & you used '5 hbf's'

Nice song :)
I dare one of you to send it to a batshiteer! (I can't as i unfollowed them, the freaks)

Morning fuckersz!

I'm not fond of lines 8,7 and six, but the rest is ok.

I think it's 6 that's the problem.

Ok. Here's another attempt.

Twelve shags per wench,
Eleven shag positions,
Ten times in my mouth,
Nine times up the chuffer,
Eight pairs of hands in
Seven locations
Six times I swallowed,
Fiiiiive aaaiiiitch beeeeeee eeeefffffffffffs
Four musketeers
Three with a hat,
Two at a time
And a shag up against the Tav wall.

Norah, that is even better. But, it's still a work-in-progress, I think it could be made EVEN better.
If Team A's Anna Karenina Night is the 12th, we've got till then to perfect it.
Gets MrsB working on Helene's idea of all email shut down, to prevent this or any other inappropriate data being sent in fun filled frolicky fashion.

Bravo norah!!!

On a course all day & then have parents visiting - may not be around much for the next few days.

That doesn't mean I'll be missing my rota night. Priorities.

Hope all wenches have a good day.
I have no plans! Actually nowhere I need to be! So of course I'm sat dithering over what to do!
I may clean the oven.
Or not.
Tomorrow will be very busy...Dh has a day off so we are going to the get the tree, clean, grocery shop....bleurgh.
Oh, and I've got to take mum to the dentists. Again.

Morning wenches.

Have great days . Laterz wenches

Morning all
DS is packed off out the house, DH is hungover in bed. I am plugged in to work. DS also has a playdate here after school, which means there will have to be a (much needed) emergency tidy up at some point. FML etc