Swagger Inn Thread 113: Countdown to ElkonburyFest is ON

[ElkforLeather]

Can someone cheer Athos up please, he's looking more miserable than ever

ali Im really sorrrrrrryyyyyy!!!!!!

I did add you to the list in the end....

FM what a morning. I know I really shouldn't be moaning about my amazing new job already, the people are lovely, I understand the work, I just had an hour-long meeting with silver fox... but...FM there's a lot to do.

I am trying not to panic to remember mindful techniques and to breathe.

More aramis pix would also be very helpful.

Pasta putanesca. Could stretch a translation and call it "Wench's pasta" (literally "prostitute's pasta").

Madame will this ahem calm you down?

Eats yummy looking pasta.
Stares at Santi.
Yep. Worked for me. I'm sure it will work for Madame.

Well that's doing something to me tart, but I don't think that 'calm' is the word

Afternoon All

Still got DD off poorly today. It's completed hindered my box-set watching but we have watched a hilarious 'Don't tell the Bride' in bed....With a tunnocks
tart, fluff, you really do fit in here don't you?
How are you today elk? badders?
Let me find something for your wenching mojo.....

Apes.......

flopsy If I tell you I'm ill can I watch trashy tv in bed with you & some Tunnocks?

elk..

bads

Promise I won't get crumbs everywhere

Oh look fancy...You'd better get those. .

Ooh bugger. ..just heard DS calling DH an idiot. I'd better go and check if he's still alive even though I often agree

Flops :)
Thank you.
Well.
I now taste blood whenever I wake up from my naps sleeping.
Not load, but I can taste it.
Ugh.
Is it my ruddy tooth, do you think?
It's still not right.
Sigh.

Images of Athos restoring sanity whilst sitting at parents evening . Dog would help enormously though .......

Note to self - is perving on MN with fellow wenches considered bad parenting when I should be concentrating on DS 1&2 school work and teachers?

thanks for making me and fluff feel so welcome - again thanks to sparkletits (love that name) for the intro to you wenches & the tavern

Flopsy they are perfect, you are worth your weight in gold and have cheered me up immensely. Not that I was uncheered (it's a word I made up), once BabyElk is asleep it's generally for the whole night these days thank christ, however I am thinking of starting a wench crowd fund to pay your salary, that way you can bin work and wench full time

and and to everyone else for your kind words.

I'm imagining Tom and Santi spending hours in front of a mirror practising that move Sparkle

Bads that really doesn't sound right, in fact it sounds a bit worrying. Maybe back to the dentist??

DS is alive the cocky little sod ams DH is now making pasta after hoovering

Tart I am frequently found ignoring the children trying to kill each other in favour of the Tav/wenching in general Bloody lovely to have you and Fluff here in the bosom of the wenches bosoms. Not mine unfortunately, mine don't seem to exist anymore, unless BabyElk has randomly decided to forego a night sucking the life out of them, then one will randomly assume the proportions of a cantaloupe. But there are many generous and welcoming bosoms here.

We have also been known to overshare on occasion

Went is "ams" more probable than 'and' eh phone?

Flopsy the thought of you thinking up filth makes me very happy for some reason

Oh wenches, what can I say? Thank you so much for your kind words. You've made me and Tart feel so welcome and I'm glad to be considered worthy to join the Inn.

Just made an appt at dentist for tomorrow morning elk.
Ffs.
Really can't afford any more work on my flipping teeth!