Swagger Inn Thread 113: Countdown to ElkonburyFest is ON

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Can someone cheer Athos up please, he's looking more miserable than ever

Madame ((hugs)) wench

I have got tired and grumpy children here. Roll on half-term!

Wifey

Flops DO ME! DO ME! I'm feeling quite meh today.

How're you doin'?

Wench verdict needed - have just answered the door to a lad from DS's school trying to sell me raffle tickets for the Christmas Fair. Have never clapped eyes on him before. Enterprising young chap or cheeky fucker? Either way it was a no (and a BRF) from me as I'll be buying DS's tickets. And DD's from her school.

It's true Fancy, I was lost in the wilderness until Sparkletits brought me into the fold, and now I am a happy and fulfilled wenchling. But still, apparently, not allowed to have a go on Aramis which really sucks is perfectly fine.

Bollocks, I want a go on Aramis!

Hi Fancy, I think I'm PMS'ing, I'm grumpy and want cake. How are you?

sparks is good like that, and it's heart warming to know you finally feel at home & accepted for who are a massive perve

I'd post a celebratory Aramis/Santi pic, but I have no pics left. FMPA

missed a whole word out 'who you are' obv.

Ok thanks ww, bit tired.

Fancy it's very comforting to find myself in the company of so many other shameless degenerates truly lovely women

You know us so well already!

It's like looking in a mirror!

I think my tits hurts less today but instead I want to kill everyone, except my wenches of course

'Spose I should feed the DC, this parenting lark really does interfere with wenching doesn't it?

Here are some for you fancy my love. And for all other team A wenches.

Even the ones who can't get a go on him no matter how lovely they are........

fluffs just feast on him and eat him up with your eyes - you can look but you cannot touch -

He is tempting you to devour him

Dog on the other hand is up for some ball games

Quite fluffball.

Going back to the wider boff list of the other week, did anyone have Fassbender? He needs to be on there.

Tart I've heard that Dog's retrieve is very impressive. He just sniffs around in the grass until he finds what he's after

Definite yes to Fassbender MoreLike

I'm sure jess was a fassbender fan l.
Right wicked, need cheering up?

God you lot have been busy. DS still running temperature & I'm just back from work... so I'm on MN
#BadParenting

Have SkimmedTFT BNR apart from Floppers's utterly brilliant photos and I also missed Alibabs off my list. consider it's not that long since I saw you... soz.

Will be back later when DS is dosed up and in bed... (Hopefully)