Swagger Inn Thread 113: Countdown to ElkonburyFest is ON

[ElkforLeather]

Can someone cheer Athos up please, he's looking more miserable than ever

Please can "if you're going to commit treason, you might as well really commit treason" go on the tavern wall?

Elk can design a nice poster I expect

Fluff I'm with MoreLike(Haydee) - if Aramis is that fit he can manage more than once a night. They're meant to be mid-20s according to the book - should have plenty of stamina . And TeamA generally seem to be enthusiastic enough to go along with any suggestions

Yes, I take your point Helen. Today is now a write-off, at least until I can stop thinking about how many times a night Aramis might manage it and in how many different ways

fluff - it really doesn't take much to distract you -

also full ripe plums - they need to be stocked in the shop

Tart Hello pot, kettle calling!! . See, if you'd just said "plums" and not mentioned "full ripe" I may have had a chance of being a grown up today. But no, that hope is now dashed.

fluff have been distracted

Morning all! I have DD off poorly here so a day of watching American crap (her) and eating (me).

Been to docs this morning for my sick note. Think I need to take things a bit easier add the pain has increased again

Hope elk, norah and Helen are ok and not feeling too crappy.

Morning Or not. Have managed to be vaguely productive once all social media was turned off. Might even get some more work done after lunch if I pull my finger out In the meantime I'd better get dressed and have some lunch before it's school run time

Nice selection of plums and peaches there Tart

'Lo Floppers all fine here, bit tired, but running on adrenaline for now. How's DD?

Arse - forgot to put washing on. Oh well.... will stick it on and drape it round the house - DH will not be pleased with that.

Laters.

Afternoon wenches. I'm off to Indian restaurant with friends. I hope I don't insult the owner like I did in Oxford by asking if the food is hot. And I also mentioned vindaloo, I'm surprised he didn't kick me out

Things seemed to have taken a very fruit-based turn in here lately.

Peachy.

Hello.
Sorry have rbnr
No idea what's going on with me ATM!
Got to Dhs cousins house yesterday and all fine til 8pm when I get awful awful Cramps and end up spending the night on the toilet :( I maybe got 1.5 hours sleep :(
Took immodium as we were at legoland today...I wouldn't usually.
Anyway, we went and the DC and a good time, no queuing! There was inmy one ride I didn't go in as it was a twirly one and I was worried my stomach wouldn't be able to take it! Very quiet there today tbh, although I think it's closing up for the season soon so some stuff was closed.
Really nice day for the DC but I feel ill and exhausted so off to my bed :)
Thank god it's half term this week so no early starts!

Aramis on his knees.... don't mind if i do

Probably remembering all the times they shagged in the Covent...

Sparks do you think it's time that we switched to veg (endless perv potential) or has fruit still got some mileage in it?

Well, there are the carrots of course....

Ooooh sexy courtroom Aramis.

Thinking thank goodness we did it lots of times, that will make me feel better when I am horribly executed....

Oh MoreLike he's clearly thinking "if only I'd shagged her more than once. Now I'm going to be horribly executed without teaching her any of my tricks"

to fluffball

Oh, the interpretations! Maybe he is thinking he wished he'd taught her more tricks....

Either way he is FAF! FAF as the FAFest thing in FAFland.

Hello to fluffball and tart btw.

fluff Im sure he didnt only shag her once!

She is human and female. She would never have left it at one time.

Good point, madame. You just couldn't, could you....?

I know MoreLike! So many interpretations. But we are in total agreement that he is FAF as the FAFest thing in FAFland on a particularly FAFfy day
Madame It's possible. Not all women are nympho perverts like the wenches.

One thing is for sure, if it had been a member of Team A in there that night he wouldn't have been lying there in the morning looking all casual and serene. He would have been on the floor gasping for breath, a man barely alive. Which nicely proves my point I think

Hehehe fluff. Too right.

Much sexier than Athena man...

Any requests before I use up the allowance?

Fully naked? Although I don't think that such a thing exists...