Swagger Inn Thread 113: Countdown to ElkonburyFest is ON

[ElkforLeather]

Can someone cheer Athos up please, he's looking more miserable than ever

at pimp my bedchamber!

And I leave you with this.

Morning wenches - well that was a exhausting night \ may I start the day with these?

Morning wenches - well that was a exhausting night \ may I start the day with these?

MN is obviously getting as excited as me first thing and posting my comments twice - enjoy the double whammy of pictures

I really hope that's make-up & he's supposed to look ill there. In any event he needs to eat some pie.

Goodness me Tart - twice in such quick succession? I guess he is young.

MMOORRNIINNGG FFFUUCCCKKEEEEERRSSZZZZ

MMOOOOORNNNININNNNNNGGGGGGG NNNNNOORRRRRRRRRAHHHHHHHH

Excellent reading back through the rewatch wenches.....fave bit: Repeated scarf klaxons obvs, and yes my ovaries exploded just thinking about it

Sorry couldn't join in, BabyElk refused to go to bed and had a screaming ab dab fit wobble, so I was plodding the streets with her in a pushchair until half 10. I will be catching up on 1 & 2 this week though, in time to join you all next sunday.

layerzz

Do you reckon Dog is still that young, hmm? One for Team dog to ponder on there...

Morning, and yes, please do start the day with pretty pictures.

On a course today so no more perving for hours boo!

Personally I am glad the Dog is young - all those tricks he can learn - after all you can't teach .......

Morning.
Great re-watch. Loving the scarf klaxon.

elk -

He is young, but now officially not too young.

Morning wenches and thanks again for an excellent rewatch.
Tart great pics, but don't belive that old tosh about old dogs/new tricks. Aramis is a very quick learner.

Morning wenches.

Not only is Aramis and excellent learner, he's a fecking excellent teacher as I think we all know.

Anywench want to go to work for me? No? Oh well, laterz wenches.

Dog absolutely still that young.

Aramis keeps himself in very good shape. You really think he only had one shag with Queenie in the Covent????

Morning

I rearranged DS' bedroom yesterday so he's got way more space - yay! But I also moved his tissues. So had a little visitation at 4am asking where they were, and in my half asleep state, I asked if he was going back to his bed or snuggling with us. STUPID question.
I spent the rest of the night sandwiched between a small snuffling squirmer and a large snoring lump.
Am also feeling traumatised by imminent onset of half term holiday and thus lack of any working time.
FML etc.

Fancy what do you mean, you mean you're not PVC clad & pervy? I know that last part is wrong where HBFs are concerned...

Elk hope BabyElk slept ok once she dropped off.

Badders how was hell Legoland? Hope you're feeling ok.

Yes morelike. If youre going to commit treason, you may as well really commit treason.

Morning. one of my kids is being good, sadly it's the one about to leave.

[Insert terrible mother emoticon] I had to do a corner shop dash to get some snack things for tm and I forgot to dry his trousers so I had to rush dry them over the heater this morning

will you get time to nap today?

As far as I can tell you haven't done owt that makes you a bad mother mousey
I seem to have misplaced a cup of tea.
Ugh, I'm so busy and everyday I'm checking in with what I've done because obviously I don't look busy and it's all getting a bit shit again now.
Oh well.
Soon be Christmas eh?

Quite right madame.

Also, it was a convent, not Covent (as in garden?).

Helen I don't imagine that Aramis had a chance to teach queenie any of his own 'tricks' (which are many) during the one and only shag they ever had. And really, does she strike you as the sort of woman who would be into bedroom trickery? (Sorry Fancy)