God I have been bored surrounded by ILs that just want to talk about how much coriander to put in the fucking curry. I suitably gushed a BILs bland new looks like a showroom house.
Ultimate boff list off of the top of my head, I reserve the right to amend as necessary.
Santi, Aramis, Vronsky aside
Trev and Dog
All of the Capulets from Baz Luhrmann's Romeo & Juliet.
Alijaz and Gleb from Strictly (Giovanni when feeling generous)
Orlando Figes (don't judge)
Benjamin Bratt
Aiden Turner as Poldark but otherwise not usually.
Jon Hamm but really Don Draper.
Tom Hardy
Harvey from Suits
Richard Osman (maybe in a threesome with Xander tbh)
Ben what's his name from Horrible Histories
Ricky Martin (yes, I know)
Here for rewatch anyway where I will shag Aramis senseless because it's Sunday and that means it's my day.