Swagger Inn Thread 113: Countdown to ElkonburyFest is ON

[ElkforLeather]

Can someone cheer Athos up please, he's looking more miserable than ever

Aw shucks wenches ILYA too.
tart, fluff, could we stock peach belling in the shop?

Stop saying it flops. It's GMTRH.

Peach belling has cheered me right up

Aramis continued his assault on madame's 'peach', continually belling it until she could take no more. He then. .......

Don't get it.

Hnnnnmmmmggggg!!!! flops!!!! Stop! dont stop

Is it clearer now *ww?

s'alright wicked , it's not a real word, just my stupid phone. I'm now styling it out.

Noooooooo!!! It's now part of the wench lexicon. Because it's worth it.

Shall I do a wench lexicon and acronyms list?

Somebody stop me...please...

Dooooo iiiiiitttttttt (look I've started you off )

YES Madame!! Because I'm pretty sure Fluff & Tart have got it in them to become quite fluent. Cunning linguists I'd say.

flopsy and please don't stop

sparks you are on fire with the norty puns lately

Hey, madame, sparks.....

Oh, ok

Ok, er, when I have a spare day, ok?

tart if you can please tell us more about poldark filming and your extra mates...Im guessing you live in poldark land?

I think we should add placematting to the lexicon

Oh god I love you lot!

Floppers.....EPIC!!!

This is going to go so well.

Why thank you Sparks. I do like a tongue twister I must admit

Hi all. Gutted I can't come to Elkonbury, but hope you all have a fab time

Lovely OP picture of Athos, elk, even though he's not my hbf of choice.

And more recently some lovely pretty from flopsy, just a couple of posts above.

I do love fluffy kittens of course, you are right.

Considering wider boff list and will come back to you.

Ralph Fiennes is most obvious non-musketeer.

Didn't we have an acronym list somewhere? (I am rubbish at acronyms) and can't wait for madame's list.

Tits still hurting, I mean WTF

Treated myself to some books yesterday, ordered online, The Lake House by Kate Morton and a book about Countess Bathory, she's always fascinated me.

Placematting?

And AHEM flopsy, do I not get offered a peach belling too?

You can add him to my list. I am OTB, not even OTH, and my list is already longer than Porthos's cock a long thing.

Yes family all down in Cornwall so the cast and crew seem to be popping up on all our local beaches - friends who work in the business have managed to grab some "extra" roles - generally downtrodden villagers or sailors or something else pretty generic for costume dramas

Other one is Aljaz wot I mentioned the other thread (in the sense of the other day).

I quite fancy Barack Obama. Is that weird?