RTFT is both full and fucking, depending on your mood 
(I think, anyway)
yes like that
not like that
not that one
yes that one
TB twat badger
TB Tom Burke
MN - Mumsnet
And I cross checked the spreadhseets and wenches currenlty active (ish) on MN seem to be:
Team Aramis (Team A - civilised, has rota. Rota is closed.)
Sparks
Anne
Madame
LetUs
Fancy
Mouse/JacobFry
Morelike/Haydee
Fluff
Team Athos (No holds barred scrum)
Bads
Mavis (not around much lately 
)
Obs
SisterHelen
Comtesse (on sabattical for RL duties and leching over Rugby HBFs)
Elk
MrsB/MiladyBeaWinter
Wicked
Apricot
Carolina
Issy
Team Dog
Lyndie
Livia (no 2)
Minty/MrsEvandaCake
Dart's Tart
Team Porthos
Norah
Flopsy
Team Cardinal
Drink
Livia
Team Kingy
Obs but just cos he's lovely and nlt.
Team Treville
Not many would say no, but not top of anyone's list
And Cinnamon originally said Aramis, but really isn't fussy.