Swagger Inn Thread 113: Countdown to ElkonburyFest is ON

[ElkforLeather]

Can someone cheer Athos up please, he's looking more miserable than ever

The waiting is list is erm....never ending. But wenches with a strong attendance record are in a good position should a sub be needed on any night

Ok, ultimate boff list:

Aramis/Santi - top of the list.

This is as organised as it gets frankly, as apart from Dog being ahead of Trev, I haven't worked out the other postions. Well I've thought about lots of other positions. A lot. but they weren't positions on the list, more like (nto) postions of people on the list.

Dog
Trev
Aidan Turner
FAF Zaf
Eric Cantona
About half the characters of Band of Brothers, esp Speirs & Winters
Several of the cast of The Pacific, esp Leckie & Runner (he he, seems I like grubby men in khaki)
Sniper Tim from Justified
Richard Armitage
Rupert Penry-Jones
and in the cycling season Nicholas Roche and Marcel Kittel

Loving Obs' rewatch. Hope you had a lovely time with your mum Wicked.

Let's see, well there's Santi obviously. And in no particular order:

Benedict Cumberbatch
Paolo Nutini
Tom Mison
Lee Pace
Steve Backshall
Aidan Turner
Chris Evans (as in Captain America, def not the other one)
Tom Hiddleston - a recent addition following a visit to watch Coriolanus

Speaking of Aidan Turner, he's just on my tv writhing about half naked under some sheets. The writhing is distracting from the many tubes linked to his body (he's in hospital).

Ooh are you watching the last ep of s1 letus? Even half dead he's FAF

Tart, who the hell said anything about quick? Or five minutes?

That I am Fancy, and yes he is.

Nice lists wenches . A little surprised not see Henry Cavill or Tom Hardy, or is that just me?

Re rota Fancy I can be available to step in at a moment's notice.

Here is my list:

Santi
Aramis
Vronsky

etc etc. Unfortunately I am doomed. Dooooooooomed I tells ya.

I've had a shower and got dressed in clean pjs. I am so good at this adulting thing!

I'm now going to crochet and think of my list.

Parp parp parp parp parp parp

Today, on Flopsy's Roundup (TM).....

Bong! elk opens a new thread them drifts off thinking about Athos wplanking.
Bong! sparks entices newbies and encourages new business venture 'Fluff & Tart ' whilst sipping peach belling.
Bong! New wench Tart begins to compile a stock list which quickly gets out of hand.
Bing! Ali runs in, placemats, then leaves.
Bong! wicked slurps pimms and visits her mother.
Bong! liv opens the dungeon for tours ...wenches hide.
Bing! minty applies for new job - 'painter-on-of-gore' and orders cake.
Bong! lyndie wins vadge award for creative use of a chaise.
Bong! madame attempts to help new wenches with names and teams. SWAT team needed to handle the fall out.
Bing! letus causes mass ovary-pinging by paying a video of planking dog.
Bong! Helen puts herself in the firing line again by posting wordles. Flops snogs her face off for Porthos pic.
Bing! badders is confused by all the planking and goes to lego land feeling shite.
Bong! cinn encourages a mini meet up whilst declining sexy-tine with the cardinal.
Bong! fancy reveals her mega-perve list and tries to tempt mlg with a kitten.
Bing! mouse defects to the gaming thread bit soon returns with tales of fucktrumpery.
Bong! obs gets excited at the new app and executes a solo rewatch.
Bong! anne issues warnings to newbies and had to spend the day with ILs
Bong! fluffy braves the dungeon tour and starts testing new products.
Bing! apes awards madame with a bravery medal for even trying to name all wenches.
trev, Mave, hannah and comtess ate all missed.

And finally, floppers tries to keep up with tavern life whilst she recovers from surgery. So far, no other shit has been achieved.

Thank you and goodnight.

Parp parp parp parp parp parp

Ok here is mine
Dog

Let me come back to you on the rest .....

Edits.....
Bellini
Place marks
Playing
Sexy-time
But
Are

Lovely bongs Floppers

why thank you lyndie, I've missed it

Okay - so I will add in no particular order
Keanu Reeves
Johnny wilkinson
Daniel Craig
Ed Stafford ( but awkward as he is a friend)
Matt Damon

Ooohhh yes tart, Keanu reeves is on the list!

Oh flops I've missed your bongs!!!

Fabulous bongs flopsy - you haven't lost it!

Nostalgia klaxon - the bongs!!!! Flops, don't ever bong off again!

Great bongs Flopsy
God how I love miss bongs.

Lovely bongs Flops

Wonderful bongs Floppers.

Loved your bongs Flopsy. And I liked your updates too

PEACH BELLING!!! BAHAHAHAHA!!!

ily flopsy!

^ Sounds like an activity. A ROOD activity.