Swagger Inn Thread 109. The Back to School & Back to Wenching Thread

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It's a new term so early to bed for the little darlings & back to the Muskeperving for us wenches. New pupils always welcome if you are taking Musketeers A-Level. You 4 new boys in leather can come & sit at the front where I can keep an eye on you And no guns in class. Now FOCUS you lot.

Page 15....Hah!

page 18

I've just seen a trailer for a film of Bill Bryson's book A Walk In The Woods. Excellent!

Oh that's no good, the most beautiful man in the universe and a delightful bit of parsley ( Bads) ended up at the bottom of the page.

Here, lets have it again, I do prefer him on top

and a gentle to Mouse, you poor poor thing . What is it with men and their bowels? I could set my watch by MrElk's

Hope you tummy is better Mouse.

Elk other people? What do you mean?

Tom is totally domineering that photo and I want him to rip my clothes off I mean oooof, OMC etc!!!

And arf at sexy parsley

Evening all. Have not RTFT.
Have got a shed load of work to do. (Took on another project in a moment of madness. WTAF was I thinking?)
Mojo has gone awol despite Mr FAF up there^ Still definitely would, and quite very^ enthusiastically. But feeling generally meh.

If we're talking men and their bowels (are we?) then yesterday DS invited me to "Come and see my very big poo - I must have eaten and awful lot Mummy!" which then was wedged in the toilet and refused to flush away. I left it their for DH to admire deal with.

Need to do catering and work, DH is out. Laters..........

Look what Liv sent me

ELK!
Stop dry humping the chaise!

Wicked...thank you. I bought a new hat, some mascara and some socks :)
Mouse...how are you now?
I took some laxatives last night as I was so constipated. With the result that I have been on the loo all day
Currently watching black adder with ds1

Letus! I love that book! Who is in it?

Badderz - Robert Redford, Emma Thompson and Nick Nolte

Evening - fab pic from liv there ww .

James Norton in it letus - niiiccceee. Some interesting cast members, inc Ade Edmundson. The actress playing Sonya annoys the fuck out of me in Mr Selfridge, hope she doesn't ruin this for me, as I love the book.

You need to push through the first few chapters & their bewildering amount of characters & then it's quite an easy read. Except for the poncey intellectual bits about war from Pierre, who frankly gives me the rage & needs a good slap.

Hope you're feeling better soon mouse

Nor the punching was today, we will see what tomorrow brings. He is still excited about going in because they are going to stick their photos on their pegs. And do something with Playdough

DH is home finally, and I think the boys are asleep. Period still hasn't arrived, I feel like shit.

I don't understand why the Beeb aren't doing lovely, way-ahead-of-time promo about the Musketeers. Really, truly cannot understand the logic.

His thigh is really distracting! And I could kill for right now!

Its being made for the American market now Ali.
I'm a bit worried about s3 :(

Oh, sorry ali how did I manage to do that then? well! I'm glad he's happy about school, that's half the battle.

badsz does the inhale make his throat sore? Poor wee fella.
I want cake right now as well. But no, we must be strong, strong I tells ya.

ArfHole

I have been on my period since I got back from holiday on 12 August!!! Currently i am at am i/am I not on my period.

Badds is the throat clearing nasal drip?

OMG Anne how annoying!

No idea :(
Anne...maybe go and get some manfenic (?) Acid?

Anne what a nightmare

Evening wenches. Hugs to wenches in need and to poorly wenches

I'm thrown completely. Big DS starts high school tomorrow. He's very anxious and had a melt down. Taken ages to calm him. DH has turned up unexpectedly and has asked for a late start at work tomorrow to take DS to school to help make it run more smoothly. He's also washed up, taken little DS to bed and announced he's booked a doctors appointment to discuss the snip so I can stop the pill that irritates my depression we think. I'm not sure he is my DH. He looks like him. I can't find a pod or alien ship. Sorry for over sharing but I really am tired, emotional and needed to just vent.

What a nightmare anne

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Thanks mintyEva, beard looks a bit dodgy

Minty that's nice and you totally deserve it Can I have some of that ice cream?