Swagger Inn Thread 109. The Back to School & Back to Wenching Thread

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It's a new term so early to bed for the little darlings & back to the Muskeperving for us wenches. New pupils always welcome if you are taking Musketeers A-Level. You 4 new boys in leather can come & sit at the front where I can keep an eye on you And no guns in class. Now FOCUS you lot.

Afternoon

Yes haydee is mlg

What arfhole said re: the teacher, incidents in the first few days are hardly unusual.

Was that TB pic for War & Peace? He's quite prominent in it isn't he? More so than the main characters I thought.

Yes, it's War and Peace Fancy and yes, he is.

Arf I definitely do not have form for not giving a shit, I am a hugely supportive parent, have always backed school discipline with DS1.
Hopefully it was nothing - a combination of a stressful morning for her, and pre-blob paranoia on my part.

That picture ^^ gets better the more I look at it. Hair, collar, shoulders, sword, breeches, boots.

I'm looking forward to W&P, I just hope I like the casting. TB will be fab in it I'm sure.

Elk I was thinking the chaise could do with re-upholstering. Do you think we could get a print of that and drape it over??

Oh sweet baby Jesus. I just came downstairs and after making sure the place was immaculate yesterday, it is now a mess.

Both boys jumped on me and my poor sore stomach and stupid fuckwit in charge has fucked off to the toilet for one of his marathon crapping sessions. Just have your dump and be down with it ffs.

Oh mouse.
What is it with men and their epic dumps? Ds1 is going the same way. Infuriating.
Shit and get of the pot ffs.
Ali...first day back nerves? Any adult who judges a child on a snapshot on their first day in a new environment is a fucktrumpet.
Are we all enjoying W&P Tom? I am. HUGELY.
Although I have to say I like the pic of porthosgarnish looking all "come and have a go if you think you're hard enough"
Very nice garnish. Like sexy parsley.
Ds2 is home and had a good day. Not much snot. Excellent.

I wouldn't sit there elk...it's a bit.....sticky

Jesus. Dint upholster the chaise in a print of that pic!
There will carnage!
Team athos dry humping the chaise and fighting.
I'm telling you, it's a bad idea.

Mouse sympathies. DH takes forever on the loo, it drives me insane.

Badds I hope so, fingers crossed all will be well from here on. Glad DS2 is on the mend.

Oh Bads how you make me laugh Dry humping the chaise Just what I needed, having a shitday with work.

Wicked...you know it would happen :)

elk

Of course it would

When does War and Peace air? how long have I got?

My computer

Anne I was wondering whether I've got time to read it before it airs. Probably not on the basis that it normally takes me a week to get to about 100 pages in!

FUCK ME!

(Please)

W&P Tom is hot as fuck!!!

Ooof! The trousers!

How was today ali? Ds4 had a good day, dd is happy and I didn't have to speak to ds3's teacher so all in all, result!
Oh your poor belly mouse, my ds1 takes ages as well. Always has actually although after I imposed a ban on electrical devices when on the bog, it helped. Perhaps remove all distractions?
Have you had a better day today baddersz? How is ds?

Alright nor?
Ds2 had a good day but is coughing now. It's the start of the constant cough that he will have from now til about April :( hard not to get down about it.
Humidifier down from the loft again!
Inhalers R Us!
Tom just exudes sex. Sexy sexy sex. With pointy swords and tight white trousers and leather boots.

In the middle of homework hell here with ds1. He is so lazy.

Poor Mouse and poor Baddz

Anne I started it whenever the casting was announced.. I think I'm on page 15. Fail.

Wicked LOVE your computer decor

Nor

Ali they're only little and learning. Try not to worry.

Off out to a meeting and I haven't actually physically sat down since I got in 25 mins ago. FFS.

When is it legitimate to get concerned about constant throat clearing btw?
It's been fucking months and it's driving me MAD
he is on reflux meds and they aren't helping.

In the spirit of fairness we should probably post the full size image.

Apparently there are others in the cast.... who knew?? I honestly can't see anyone else in that picture at all.

What am i missing?? Comtess??, Bads??, WW?? anyone??

Ooh, look at this lovely new chaise cover, how thoughtful....

I haven't read the thread properly, been to busy staring at sexy Tom!

So first of all, I hope you feel better soon Mouse

Bads I'm glad you spent some money on yourself, you really deserve it, and I mean your DH spends money on a f-ing shed mural And you getting a job is a really positive thing, a first step to better things, I don't know how to explain it. ILY