Swagger Inn Thread 109. The Back to School & Back to Wenching Thread

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It's a new term so early to bed for the little darlings & back to the Muskeperving for us wenches. New pupils always welcome if you are taking Musketeers A-Level. You 4 new boys in leather can come & sit at the front where I can keep an eye on you And no guns in class. Now FOCUS you lot.

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and for wenches in need.

I had sort of the same experience yesterday Bads when I was out walking and a car drove by me very very close, fucking wanker. And on my way back I had to jump over a ditch to safer ground because of some wanker truck driver. I seriously wanted to kill them both

I had a strong urge to do some clearing out today, but instead I had to work. Being a Medical Secretary can be so BORING!

WW well, at least you're not King - think how boring and unfair that would be?

If anyone has any stong urges to do cleaning/decluttering, please feel free to come and do trial runs here

Oooh I do love a good sort out!
I am going to make the dc go through their massive dvd collection and what they don't watch is going to the air ambulance shop.
I'm annoyed with a self on e bay.
She is trying to charge me £4 for a second class parcel!!
I don't think so!

From Twitter....the trousers!
The trousers!

Will catch up in a bit. Excellent new thread. I'll do maths. If you have one wench (me) and five musketeers, what does that equal? That's right - a very happy wench

Hang on...what are tom and thingy doing out. Together. On their own. On a bank holiday.

The trousers are not good. #Selfless

I'm rubbish with connotations tbh. They'd need to be wrapped round each other exchanging bodily fluids before I was sure of anything.

Ooh. Yes. He looks sexy as fuck though doesn't he. Love the hair. And the beard. Top and scarf fine. Trousers. Oh dear. Aren't they part of that suit like that he had for that photo shoot?? He's like Santi - clearly never shops but just wears the photo shoot stuff!!!

Let's help him out of them Helen.

And yes who knows WTAF they're up to at some iffy fete on a bank holiday Monday. I expect MrsB can find out more tho...

But it's such fun speculating helen

Looks like letus has maths covered. I'll volunteer to do PE - by the end of the lesson they'll be all hot & sweaty - just how wenches like them

We really do have a lot of crap in this bloody house!! I really want a skip. Chuck it all out. I've done a good chunk of furniture moving in DS room. I'll do more tomorrow.

Poor Luca has had his Instagram hacked.

Sounds like a productiver afternoon mintyEva. Do you have a local Freecycle group? They can be quite good for getting rid of stuff.

Re: Luca - poor thing, his Twitter account has been hacked more than once too

We do have a local one fancy might have a look. I actually want to chuck everything out currently nice empty rooms with just a bed and books!!

Know the feeling, but I always have huge guilt about lobbing stuff in the bin, so I often use Freecycle. Minimalist is good My bedroom has very little in (well loads in wardbrobes obv) & is so easy to keep clean. (Not counting the cat hair!)

Meanwhile, that selfish git in Germany can't even manage a poxy tombola stall

I am v intrigued by that pic. Mainly b/c is this v exciting news indeed but also b/c of the incredible similarities between TB's hair & a turban. #fetegate

I'm not even starting on the cat hair Fancy

I thought he had a hat on sparkles at first look

It's very bouffant looking. Like a bad wig

Team Athos may appreciate this

Team Aramis - this is for us

OMFG letus - fab link.

Challenge for Team A - favourite in each row?

OMG I don't think I can, it's too hard

It is rather luxuriant isn't it . I did zoom in to check there wasn't a beret in the mix there . Anyway, I like it .

Also interestingly I'm v pleased Badders popped it in the Tav as it's disappeared off Twitter now .

So are we thinking she's meeting the parents ?

Oooh Letus I like that A LOT.

I'll sit next to Him in class.

Absolutely comtess. Zoom in enough & you'll probably see a ring on her finger

And after posting that I shall disappear off & feed the DC

For Team Dog

Oh my fucking gracious me. LetUs that is the most fabulous delivery.

I will attempt Fancy's challenge.

Row 1: pic 2, with Queenie on the horse.
Row 2: pic 4, melon-choly
Row 3: sitting by the tree enjoying the countryside
Row 4: is so fucking tough. The Stare at Queenie makes me feel like I should wear panty liners to preserve my knickers. I love the one where he is waiting for Porthos to shoot though and hanging out if the window is one of all time faves. I am going to go for ..... Queenie stare.
Row 5: pic 2
Row 6: 2nd pair of knickers required. Aramis has got me Queenie.
Row 7: the hat, has to be the hat.
Row 8. Beard stroking --against my thigh.