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Swagger Inn thread 105...come one, come all <ylt> <ywb>

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Flopsy28 · 26/07/2015 22:22

To perve over discuss the BBC Musketeers serieses'sz 1 & 2.
Photos, Rudey dreams and washing welcome.

Swagger Inn thread 105...come one, come all <ylt> <ywb>
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MrsEvadneCake · 28/07/2015 10:27

So are mine Grin

Hands on hips and like a true wench shoulders back and tits out. It releases your tension and genuinely works. Just before you leave the house though if you're doing it just in pants!

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FolknNorah · 28/07/2015 10:29

ooh, what's an English and Athos test? Sounds exciting. I still think Dog is very pretty, but can't imagine boffing him so it's a no from me. And yy to standing like wonder woman Grin. In fact, wear a cape.

YES TO THE INCESSANT NOISE AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHHH



you are very welcome. I don't think you'll like Oberyn though. Nope.

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Baddz · 28/07/2015 10:33

You just know Dog will be all feathery strokery and ain't nobody got time for that shit.
I bet he whispers sweet nothings too.
Ugh.
He can fuck off.

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MrsEvadneCake · 28/07/2015 10:34

I would Wink
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MrsEvadneCake · 28/07/2015 10:36

Noooo he looks like the pull my hair, tie me up and dominate me type.

Maybe

[blush

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FolknNorah · 28/07/2015 10:38

Yes, I imagine he'd be like that as well baddersz. Maybe nice to snog on the sofa for a bit. meh.
I hope a wind machine is part of that mental image eva? ppphhhhwwwwoooaaarrrrr

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SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 28/07/2015 10:41

Errr.....we decided sometime back that the feathery strokery was old hat. Boy Dog. He ain't Boy Dog any more, take it from me and 10 other wenches

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MrsEvadneCake · 28/07/2015 10:42

absolutely norah

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SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 28/07/2015 10:43

But that's OK! I'll take Dog, you lot can enjoy yourselves in the cupboard with gnomes or elves or dwarves or whatever else you've got in there.

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SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 28/07/2015 10:44

Oh - & just because of pec. And chest hair.

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WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 28/07/2015 11:04

Oh how you wenches make me smile Smile

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Baddz · 28/07/2015 11:06

He is just too young.
And a bit too pretty.
Athos otoh...Jesus. He'd ruin you. In a good way :)
I shall do the Wonder Woman stance prior to my interview.
Promise :)

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MrsEvadneCake · 28/07/2015 11:10

Go badders

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morelikeguidelines · 28/07/2015 11:15

sparkles that picture wins any argument in my book!

Dog can't compete, all grown up as he might be!

For what it's worth, he doesn't look.feathery strokery in s 3 pics to me (appreciate this had been discussed a few times). I think Eva's assessment is spot on. I don't know where he'd feature in my list since the new photos - anywhere between 3 and 5 tbh - dog, Trev and porthos constantly vying for position (ylt) and swapping round.

No 1 - always aramis.

No 2 has fairly consistently been athos, though quite far behind. (a nice behind though!)

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morelikeguidelines · 28/07/2015 11:16

Grin to gnomes and elves.

Yy to idea of English and athos test! We would all win at that I reckon.

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morelikeguidelines · 28/07/2015 11:20

Also must confess to wearing big pants.

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Baddz · 28/07/2015 11:22

Well I have had a bit of a shift about!
Started off with aramis then Athos.
Obv that's changed! :)
Aramis is well and truly second place now. He is very very handsome though.
Then I think it was porthos and trev, then dog.
Tbh I would put Bonaire and duke of savoy over dog too
Athos is just the whole package
Ooof.

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Baddz · 28/07/2015 11:24

I am also....prepare yourselves wenches...
Wearing tummy control panel tights.
Yes.
I'm that sexy.

no Cape, sorry

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MrsEvadneCake · 28/07/2015 11:25


I liked Aramis better in season one but in season two Dog just grew on me more and more. But obviously I wouldn't shoo Aramis away if he was persistent looked at me
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MrsEvadneCake · 28/07/2015 11:26

Good job I'm getting in the shower bads I need to cool down after all that prancing.

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Baddz · 28/07/2015 11:26

Hmm...I suppose he could be trainable like a dog
Yes, I can see the attraction in that.

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Baddz · 28/07/2015 11:26

Omg.
I've found a cape!
.)

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Baddz · 28/07/2015 11:27

It's a gold satin one I made for ds2 for the nativity one year....hahahahaha

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Flopsy28 · 28/07/2015 11:28

Morning all shitey night's sleep. Can't seem to get melds right but lovely pharmacist tried to help yesterday. And because I'm a selfish twat, I totally forgot my dad is having his colonoscopy today. My little sis had to text to remind me Blush

Anyway, good luck with the Wonder Woman and Athos tests today badz!
What ya doin?

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Flopsy28 · 28/07/2015 11:31

Ooh, And conn, nice pretty. Porthos looks a little melancholy there, maybe these will cheer him up

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