Swagger Inn thread 105...come one, come all <ylt> <ywb>

[Flopsy28]

To perve over discuss the BBC Musketeers serieses'sz 1 & 2.
Photos, Rudey dreams and washing welcome.

[morelikeguidelines]

[MrsEvadneCake]

Well done badders

Back from physio. Was brilliant. Rest of things? Crap.

[Baddz]

Aw Eva....what's up?
My tooth is very Ouchy.
Weather here rubbish.

[FolknNorah]

fnar

[Flopsy28]

Ooohh I saaaaaay Norah! I luffa it when you're all commanding and masterful.
Fed the DC, done two loads of washing and cleaned downstairs ish
What have you had physio on minty?

[Flopsy28]

FGS luffs not luffa

[SparklesRedHotChileLeather]

Ah. Here's his handsome friend.

And suddenly my knickers have fallen off.

[MrsEvadneCake]

My mom badders. She's not turned up when she should have. Then turned up all in a flap. I get exhausted by her. Mean of me I know.

My DS has had physio flops for his Dyspraxia.

[Flopsy28]

Bloody mothers minty, we could write a book here about our mums, couldn't we wenches?

[Flopsy28]

OOoh, what kind of physio do they do for him?

[BloodyElkFire]

Athos Test you say?....I think I might have a past paper here somewhere .....oh yes, here it is:

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JOINT MUSKETEERY MATRICULATION BOARD (JMB) ADVANCED LEVEL: ATHOS STUDIES

Part 1. Engineering

Demonstrate your understanding of the logistics of banging against his wall, marks will be given for accurately working out angle of lean, pounds of thrust and most effective hand position. Please show your workings with diagrams.

(25 marks)

Part 2. Anatomy

Describe in detail the muscles required, including origin and insertion, to produce the rolling pelvis action of Athos getting himself to Chartres (1.1)

(42 marks)

Part 3. Geography

Where is Chartres, and explain how they got there in an afternoon, on horseback, from Paris

(2 marks)

Part 4. Art

Michelangelo modelled his renaissance masterpiece David on Athos. Discuss, fudging over the historical timeline inaccuracies.

(96 marks)

Part 5. Sex and Relationships

Athos does not have a great track record with relationships, how would you resolve this?, use your answer from Part 1 to illustrate your answer.

(17,846 marks)

Time allowed: As long as he can keep it up

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[Flopsy28]

Bloody brilliant Elk! However, I have a feeling I wouldn't pass

[Baddz]

I am sooo doing that test elk! :)
My mum didn't even phone or text to wish me good luck for my interview earlier :(
It's really lovely (but at the same time a bit sad) that I get more support and encouragement from people who have never actually met me than my own family.
Gah.
I have had a nap.
Dh is in the shed, DC still at pils.
All right with the world.
:)

[MrsEvadneCake]

DS had some exercises to start to help his Proprioception Flops (refers to the body's ability to sense movement within joints and joint position.This ability enables us to know where our limbs are in space without having to look.) so triggering his understanding of how he is using his muscles. We had a brilliant physio who specialises in sensory physio which DS needs because he has lots of sensory issues. He has high functioning Aspergers too. We are getting somewhere slowly but surely. It's such a relief. Trouble is we think little DS has dyspraxia too so it may start all over again.

[Baddz]

We did retained reflex therapy with ds1.
Was bloody brilliant.
Not cheap, mind.

[MrsEvadneCake]

I shall google that badders

[Baddz]

We went to inpp at Chester.
Nearest one to us.
It did wonders for ds1.
pm me if you want to know all the other stiff we did! :)

[LetUsPrey]

Evening wenches.

Well done WonderBadderz!

Today was better. I didn't maim anyone and I didn't swear. Well I didn't swear at anyone so yeah me!

[FolknNorah]

Oh, well that's bloody brilliant then letus

By the by, has anyone else tried the SF PATENTED SEXYTIMES STARTER-UPPER?

If so, did it work?

[MrsEvadneCake]

Well done letus for not maiming or gouging.

What is this think of which you speak norah??

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

I actually thought about trying the SF PATENTED SEXYTIMES STARTER-UPPER last night Norah (I might have been reading some high-brow historical literature..... or more likely it was Tavern smut) but DH was feeling ill and also asleep. Suspect it will be the same tonight as well (ill/asleep/impractical)

Elk I love the exam (and the Rocket-propelled horses used for the 62-mile afternoon excursion) though you seem to have missed:

Part 5. Sex and Relationships with Part 6. History

The correct question for Part 5. Sex and Relationships would be ' Sex and Relationships? ' with the only acceptable answer being 'Yes please'.

[FolknNorah]

Ah, shame. I'd like to know if it really does work.

It was a line in an SF post that seemed to please the wenches. Especially one wench who tried it out with frankly spectactular results.

Hang on, I'll find it.

[FolknNorah]

Ok, so Jeanne is at the back of a big room by a pillar, bored.
Aramis sneaks up behind her and then this happens..

' "You have no idea how much I want to fuck you." He whispered against her skin, biting her earlobe just hard enough to make her open her eyes in surprise.'

Do the above and see what happens, and report back doesn't have to be actual details unless you want to of course

[MrsEvadneCake]

Oh!!! Thank you Norah Damn DH and his lorry and his working away and such nonsense. He should be here for my delight and ear nibbling.

[Flopsy28]

Ooh, I don't know if I can be that brazen Norah! I would love PorthosDH to say that to me though.