Ok, so I've changed my name to protect my identity and from the life long ribbing I'd get on here.
I went Xmas shopping with my mother and we stopped at M&S for a bite to eat, I need to wee more but am also hungry -we had to queue for ages but finally when we sat down all was good.
I go to use the loo as by now I am desperate. There is a man outside the loo with a cleaning cart and he stops me from going in "I'm cleaning them" he says. After 10 minutes of waiting there, staring at him staring at the door I say "You're not actually cleaning them are you?"
He says "Yes I have to wait 20 minutes to make sure everyone is out"
"Well, I'll go in there have a look for you , spend a penny at the same time and we'll all be happy"
"No, I'm cleaning" he says
By this point I am barely able to walk and scream in an awful Nicki (from BB) fashion
"I'm bloody 7 months pregnant and need to wee for gods sake"
"But I'm cleaning" he says still outside staring at the door, now with his arm in the way of entry.
Right then.
And I wet myself in front of all the other ladies who were tutting at having to wait.
Cue one of the ladies in the queue getting an assistant who then got the manager who took me to the staff toilets/asked my size brought me some knickers and trousers and apologised profusely.
I am terribly stubborn sometimes.