I wet my knickers in M&S on purpose.

[IPdaily]

Ok, so I've changed my name to protect my identity and from the life long ribbing I'd get on here.

I went Xmas shopping with my mother and we stopped at M&S for a bite to eat, I need to wee more but am also hungry -we had to queue for ages but finally when we sat down all was good.

I go to use the loo as by now I am desperate. There is a man outside the loo with a cleaning cart and he stops me from going in "I'm cleaning them" he says. After 10 minutes of waiting there, staring at him staring at the door I say "You're not actually cleaning them are you?"

He says "Yes I have to wait 20 minutes to make sure everyone is out"

"Well, I'll go in there have a look for you , spend a penny at the same time and we'll all be happy"

"No, I'm cleaning" he says

By this point I am barely able to walk and scream in an awful Nicki (from BB) fashion
"I'm bloody 7 months pregnant and need to wee for gods sake"

"But I'm cleaning" he says still outside staring at the door, now with his arm in the way of entry.

Right then.

And I wet myself in front of all the other ladies who were tutting at having to wait.

Cue one of the ladies in the queue getting an assistant who then got the manager who took me to the staff toilets/asked my size brought me some knickers and trousers and apologised profusely.

I am terribly stubborn sometimes.

again another is shock and awe. Couldn't have done it myself - but I suppose it's no different from a 3yr old weeing on the floor (by accident) - its' all urine whether it's adult or child .

Must be a joke.

"its all urine"

well just be glad it didnt splash on your shoes

Good for you IPD! Well done. I hope that branch of M&S will now retrain the plonker and teach him a little flexibility.

Nailpolish, I find this perfectly believable, having been in a similar situation myself, but fortunately having had a manager walk past at just the right moment and save me from having to take such a drastic step.

LTH you only posted in case people thought it was you

gross, sorry

I would have found somewhere else to wee. I would be horrified if DS weed on the floor like that, let alone an adult.

thank feck for custy

you weed on the floor?

are you three?

you had a row with someone and you weed to end it?

I wouldn't want to be your dh or your kids

OMG it's like Little Britain.

I'm not sure what i think really. I s'pose it's no worse than a three year old in terms of someone having to clean it up... I s'pose.

He'll probably need counselling and compensation.

nailpolish - I've had both DS's having accidents - on my shoes, not to mention vomit (theirs - and on a drunked night out last year my own ) - and working as a care assistant I've had MUCH worse than urine on my shoes !

Besides presumably it ran down her leg and trickled onto her own shoes and the floor - it would have to have been a pretty big wee to "splash" on the floor when she was wearing cltohes!

I have a friend who works in Evans and apparently people weeing in the changing rooms is a common problem

Am with Custy on this-my dignity wouldn't allow me to wet myslef to prove a point-I think I would have used my bump to shove past.

"I hope that branch of M&S will now retrain the plonker and teach him a little flexibility."

I think the more likely result is that everyone in M&S will snigger about the woman who weed on the floor for the next 12 months

they will stare at you when you go in

and rightly so

LOL at the thread title though

sorry but you werent actually that desparate if you did it on purpose?

Why did you just not go elsewhere?

When I was 7mths pregnant if someone made me wait 10 minutes I don't think I could have helped myself. But I definitely would have cried first.

ah yes Whoosh 'dignity'

sadly lacking here i feel

isn't there a door policy on mn?

ooooo mmmmmyyyyyy goooooodness. are you serious?

i would've barged into the gents shouting 'i'm coming in now!!!'

do you think shes taking the piss? snort

I have to say that ATM when I need to go I really need to go.
If I was made to go and find another toilet I know I wouldn't have made it, so I probably would have wet myself too.
Not on purpose but because my bladder wouldn't have coped with being full to bursting and walking at the same time.

Actually it's happened to me a few times during this PG, not enough to reach the floor and make a puddle but enough to need clean knickers.

(reason number 647,845,247,847 why I won't be having any more children after this one)

pretty candles i never siad it wasnt believable

fannyannie - coping with your own dc's urine and vomit is nothing like a fully grown adult pissing on your shoes fgs

and i have been elbow deep in other peoples piss and shit and vomit too - im a nurse myself in ITU

being a care assistant you will know the volume of urine that the human bladder will hold - therefore you know it doesnt 'trickle'

i was a nurse

gave up that thankless task ages ago

Good Lord .

I'm not sure I could wet myself, even if some bizarre reason I wanted to.

Would deffo have gone in the mens and then shouted at the manager.

nailpolish - depends on how often they wee. One resident at work would be lucky to half fill a urine sample pot with one of her wees......another would sink the titanic!.

I also know, from being pg now, and having been pg 2 times before that despite being desperate for the toilet during pg - often my bladder wasn't that full - just baby squashing my bladder made it feel that way.

not finding toilets opr toilets with no doors or etc is the stuff of nightmares for me..I would stay home rather than get in that situation