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I wet my knickers in M&S on purpose.

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IPdaily · 21/11/2006 12:17

Ok, so I've changed my name to protect my identity and from the life long ribbing I'd get on here.

I went Xmas shopping with my mother and we stopped at M&S for a bite to eat, I need to wee more but am also hungry -we had to queue for ages but finally when we sat down all was good.

I go to use the loo as by now I am desperate. There is a man outside the loo with a cleaning cart and he stops me from going in "I'm cleaning them" he says. After 10 minutes of waiting there, staring at him staring at the door I say "You're not actually cleaning them are you?"

He says "Yes I have to wait 20 minutes to make sure everyone is out"

"Well, I'll go in there have a look for you , spend a penny at the same time and we'll all be happy"

"No, I'm cleaning" he says

By this point I am barely able to walk and scream in an awful Nicki (from BB) fashion
"I'm bloody 7 months pregnant and need to wee for gods sake"

"But I'm cleaning" he says still outside staring at the door, now with his arm in the way of entry.

Right then.

And I wet myself in front of all the other ladies who were tutting at having to wait.

Cue one of the ladies in the queue getting an assistant who then got the manager who took me to the staff toilets/asked my size brought me some knickers and trousers and apologised profusely.

I am terribly stubborn sometimes.

OP posts:
SantaGotStuckUpTheGreensleeve · 01/12/2006 18:24

lol Enid, I knew you must have at least one hangup

SantaGotStuckUpTheGreensleeve · 01/12/2006 18:25

I pissed in dh's bed once when we were students, just because he bet me I wouldn't. We were very stoned He doesn't tend to make bets like that with me any more

lockets · 01/12/2006 18:28

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Zog · 01/12/2006 18:29

Good grief, grow up. If he was not the sharpest knife in the drawer and only trying to do his job, you should be ashamed of yourself.

FrannyandZooey · 01/12/2006 18:29

I dont think it is hung up to be alarmed about an able bodied adult deliberately weeing themselves in public

I really don't

EniDeepMidwinter · 01/12/2006 18:30

yes

luckily that hangup is not wetting myself like an animal if i don't get my own way

it has stood me in good stead so far

hatwoman · 01/12/2006 18:30

has anyone on here actually tried to piss themselves? it is virtually impossible. in my younger days someone I know tried, in the interests of scientific research, reasonably full bladder, fully clothed, in his own front room. it took him about 45 minutes of serious concentration. (admittedly he wasn't 7 months pg)

lockets · 01/12/2006 18:31

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SantaGotStuckUpTheGreensleeve · 01/12/2006 18:32

No offence Enif, I was only poking fun

Zog · 01/12/2006 18:33

"It is pretty infuriating trying to hold in a piddle when you are heavily pregnant though"

Well, quite, which is why most pregnant women tend to go when they first need a wee, rather than leaving it until they're virtually wetting themselves

zippitippitoes · 01/12/2006 18:34

I think it is self deception..the story has been told to excuse the embarrassment of loss of bladder control in public and the poster has dissassociated herself in such a way that she explains it by creating her own myth from id which absolves her of guilt and humiliation and reasserts her ego in a position of control

SantaGotStuckUpTheGreensleeve · 01/12/2006 18:36

Is this really going to be one of those threads where people get all riled and huffy and put each other's more outrageous statements into quotes?

Oh dear, sorry, I though it was funny

FrannyandZooey · 01/12/2006 18:39

"Is this really going to be one of those threads where people get all riled and huffy and put each other's more outrageous statements into quotes?"

Good god Greeny what a thing to say

Zog · 01/12/2006 18:42

Oh OK, it's a Greeny/F&Z wind-up. That explains it.

FrannyandZooey · 01/12/2006 18:45

No, it's not me and I don't think it's Greeny. I agree with Enid - it is a "god do you know what I really wish I had had the nerve to piss myself in front of that old tosser and I think I'll tell MN I did" sort of thing

boboggglimpopo · 01/12/2006 18:46

When I was seven months pg and a nurse - this old chap with trembly hands tried to empty his colostomy bag in the loo, and slopped it all over my foot; he was wobbly on his feet and needed a hand to walk to the loo. I threw up all over him, just like that! Poor man. Then we both started crying. I couldn't let go of him in case he fell over, so we stood there sobbing in this sort of poo and puke half embrace for what seemed like forever. I still can remember the face of the poor student nurse who came running at the sound of wailing {wink]

I went on maternity leave that afternoon.

I don't think I could pee on demand though, no matter how pg.

SantaGotStuckUpTheGreensleeve · 01/12/2006 18:46

Not me.

EniDeepMidwinter · 01/12/2006 18:53

psml ggglimpoppo

tissy · 01/12/2006 18:58

dd and I went into M+S yesterday. She needed a pee and couldn't wait, the loos were "closed for maintenance" and a nice lady took us upstairs to the staff loos. No floor wetting required in Kilmarnock!

hatwoman · 01/12/2006 19:40

glimmpopo - what a great story.

satine · 01/12/2006 19:52

Goodness, what an over-reaction to this story!

Good for you, IPDaily. Hopefully the shop might rethink the mad 20 minute rule.

yulemoonfiend · 01/12/2006 19:53

ggglimpopo - have just wet myself (in the privacy of my own home)

EniDeepMidwinter · 01/12/2006 20:49

'good for you'

'good for you'

confirmation that you are all mad

and condone things on here that you would never, I mean never do IRL

you bonkers lot

christMissybaby · 01/12/2006 20:52

this thread makes me laugh. i wonder what the OP (whoever she may be) is thinking about this?

rubbing her hands with glee that you've all got so heated? or embarassed that she's shared this with you? or not bothered at all? i wonder.

well, it made for a good 5 min read from my point of view!

realjolly · 01/12/2006 22:00

boboggglimpopo...got a similar story to tell...when I was pg with es and also working as a nurse a patient that I severely disliked anywya, projectile vomitted just as I entered the room...I mean, he hit the opposite wall of his private room...and I just joined in with the puking....lovely! Although, I suppose not quite as horrid as your story!
and LOL @ CMB