I wet my knickers in M&S on purpose.

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Ok, so I've changed my name to protect my identity and from the life long ribbing I'd get on here.

I went Xmas shopping with my mother and we stopped at M&S for a bite to eat, I need to wee more but am also hungry -we had to queue for ages but finally when we sat down all was good.

I go to use the loo as by now I am desperate. There is a man outside the loo with a cleaning cart and he stops me from going in "I'm cleaning them" he says. After 10 minutes of waiting there, staring at him staring at the door I say "You're not actually cleaning them are you?"

He says "Yes I have to wait 20 minutes to make sure everyone is out"

"Well, I'll go in there have a look for you , spend a penny at the same time and we'll all be happy"

"No, I'm cleaning" he says

By this point I am barely able to walk and scream in an awful Nicki (from BB) fashion
"I'm bloody 7 months pregnant and need to wee for gods sake"

"But I'm cleaning" he says still outside staring at the door, now with his arm in the way of entry.

Right then.

And I wet myself in front of all the other ladies who were tutting at having to wait.

Cue one of the ladies in the queue getting an assistant who then got the manager who took me to the staff toilets/asked my size brought me some knickers and trousers and apologised profusely.

I am terribly stubborn sometimes.

why didn't you just wee in his cart ? I would have done.

My best mate did this once in a toilet queue in a theatre. We went to the toilet during the interval but of course the queues were huge. She had wanted to go from about 5 minutes into the play but becasue we were in the middle of the row and she was 8 months pregnant she didn't want to disturb all the people near us by clumsily getting out. Anyway, in the queue she was obvioulsy in some distress. She was dancing about and holding herself - with BOTH hands!!! Not one woman in the queue let her go to the front, even when she was in tears from the pain. I had a right go at one woman who made some comment about self-control and how my friend should have been ashamed of herself for showing herself up. In the end I asked several women who got to the front if my friend could go in next but they all claimed to be desperate. Inevitably my mate lost her battle with 'self-control' and weed all over the floor. She was so embarassed she just stood and cried while I took my jacket off to wrap round her bum and hide the enormous wet patch. We made a hasty exit a have to say. We have a good laugh about it now but at the time she was so embarassed.

i am not pregnant but have early pissed myself lauging out loud at this thread

I know what you mean Popsy. I bet people have far more embarassing wee stories than these. I have to say, the aforementioned friend of mine is notorious for her weak bladder. I've seen her piss herself (or nearly) quite a few times. She did it at a Derby County match once because she thought she could wait for half time and she did it on the underground once. Most times were alcohol related like the train one. We were going back to a friend's house who lived right at the end of the line and from the minute we got on she kept saying "I need the toilet, I need the toilet" every few minutes. We were all drunk and quite young at the time. Anyway, after about 20 minutes on the train it became "I'm dying for a wee" and she actually asked a man if there were toilets on the underground trains. The rest of use nearly wet ourselves laughing!! The journey was taking ages and we kept stopping, you know what those late night ones are like. By now she was doubled over reminiscent of a kid on the playground who leaves it too late. It all ended rather emabrassingly with her announcing to the whole carriage "I'm really sorry everyone but a little bit of wee has just come out and I can't hold the rest in any longer" at which point she literally gushed all over the floor. Most people laughed but one man was so disgusted he said he was ringing the transport police. When we got off in Stratford there were loads of police and we ran all the way home terrified that they were after us!!

AbbyLou, those other women should be ashamed of themselves