What a fucking day! I just can't cope with a tornado of a 4-year-old boy for 9 hours. When do they go back to school?
He's been very good, but he's so full-on. I took him to the garden centre and told him he could have one present. What does he choose? A Scalextric set!!
No, that's too expensive.
Mummy said I can have one.
Well maybe she did, but not today.
This goes on for 15 minutes, so in the end I say we'll consider one for his birthday in 7 weeks' time.
Oh, alright then Grandma.
Ten minutes later: It's my birthday now!
DH usually assists, but he's been on a golfing day in the back of beyond, where he usually has a meal, so I don't have to cook. He comes back: Oh there was no meal today.
I'm shattered and was going to collapse on the sofa with a cuppa, when I see he's watching ... golf! Think I'll go to bed and watch some TM.
Hope all ill, injured, tired, bored, fed-up wenches feel better soon. ILYA.