Swagger Inn Thread 104 - re-watch carnage requires new thread pronto!

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Yet another thread of musketeer perving commences. (Plus random laundry lists and general blether)
Pull up a bar stool and get yourself a drink

Crisp sandwiches have to include salad cream and about half a bottle of vinegar though....

And YY to Seabrooks - I had their salt and vinegar the other day and they were divine!

flops you are a great friend

ds1 getting to 8yo and asking the same question as ww made me realise what a bad parent I was. The following weekend DrIssy and I tried to introduce him to the concept and he looked at us as if we were mad. Where did I go wrong????!!!!!

No cocktails tonight as himself has a headache (just as well I took myself to bed this afternoon with a naughty book as I fear it will be a 'not tonight Josephine) , so 1/4 way through a bottle of red. Going to move to dessert wine and banana cake in a minute. I had been a munchy, overindulgent sort of day, what with hot chocolates, creamy pasta and the like. Obv the weather as wenches have concluded.

And liv what a horrible, horrible person that woman was

I still haven't finished my packing.oh well. Have fun wenches. See you in a week.

Issy your evening sounds lush. May have to make Banana cake this weekend!

chaise if you have knickers and a toothbrush then you're winning! Have a great time.

Fuck it.
I'm opening the shandy.

Hugs for Bads and Flops

Thanks Minty In which part of Britain do you live?

Roughly in the middle WW near Birmingham.

Greetings from surprisinglywarmremoteplace!!

Floppers what a terribly sad day for your friend and their DD's. Wonderful that you could step in to help. And thank you for the bongs, they were excellent!! Sorry to hear you need another operation

Chaise hope the packing happens somehow!! Enjoy your holiday.

Crisp sandwich - no. Yuck.

Liv that's not good, all ok?

About to dive into the meringues again. I don't need booze, just sugar apparently.

How sad am I? Shouting at telly because the Ronseal bloke is painting a palled door wrong?

pannelled

panelled

Jesus woman.

Evening wenches.

Yes to crisp sandwiches, especially if salt and vinegar.

for Flops, sorry to hear about your friend's FIL and also your operation. It sounds scary, but I'm sure you'll be glad you had it done.

Have a good holiday Chaise.

Hugs to all other wenches in need.

Packing is crappy crapcrapcrap Chaise. Have a lovely time.

What side of remote place are you Lyndie? Westerly?

Liv I hope you told her to fuck off.

Ooh that's a nice arty shot Apers! Just looky at all the straps, buckles, sashes and......

Aww florah you're amazing. I'm glad you're friend has you (and you her of course)
Now where do you want me?

Go liv some lovely people around these parts eh?

I spent an entertaining time reading through that aibu. eva you were mrsminton

So. I got it done and thanks to dd and the woman doing it, I got three in each, three on my right lobe, two in my left and one up top. I'm not sure it's my favourite ear tbh, but so far I like it.
We just did our first saline wash and turn, I'm not sure mine turned properly as I can't see or even get to them very well, but I had a go. WITH CLEAN HANDS OF COURSE.

I've not over eaten today, have been very sensible in fact.

and I'm not already looking in etsy for wee little studs oh no

what metal or whatevs should I go for earring fans?

Thank you for all the wench love

Need to share a proud moment with you all. I was playing Articulate with the three girls. DD has her turn and is describing a person..
DD: "ooh, ooh, he's the stupidest man in the whole, wide world"
Friend (also 9): "DAVID CAMERON!"
I admit I had tears of joy that my friend and I are bringing them up correctly

Oh, that warms the heart eh?

It's been rainy here all day. It's cool

Crikey, I got lost in that AIBU thread then. I love how we all jumped in to defend ourselves, and other people did too! Ah, good times.

What you wearing Nor?

norah proud of you and your piercings!! I wear silver in my ears. It was a great thread!

flops good work there

These?

OoOoohhhh, these?

Those are lovely!