Swagger Inn Thread 104 - re-watch carnage requires new thread pronto!

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Yet another thread of musketeer perving commences. (Plus random laundry lists and general blether)
Pull up a bar stool and get yourself a drink

I too thought that some poor misguided tav lit wench had wrote some Tony Blair smut.

It's ok Sparks, we're only away until Tuesday.

What are you up to Norah?

I think if someone wrote Tony Blair smut, it would have to be snuff.

"In that low English accent she found so deliciously erotic, the former prime minister started whispering in her ear, whilst tracing his fingers along her inner thigh. His discussion of how he masterminded the good Friday agreement sent shivers down her spine"

I'll be here!!
:)

I'm Mn'ing ATM lyndie in between trying to write but not getting very far and looking at some flowers I should be making but am not. Why? What are you wearing doing? Eh?

I'm fucking loving the weather so I have no complaints

So who is here next week then? Copy, add your name and paste wenches. Even I can do that. Eh?

Norah
Spark L Titas
Baddersz

and I might be looking at ear studs
and trying to find clothes that might fit a bit

Oooh, a kaftan in the seventies style. That'll fit. 'Bout the only thing that will mind.
But I am doing my exercises wenches and haven't eaten any carb or sugar except green salad leaves really and have drunk lots if water and am making inroads into the buttermint tea.

Norah
Spark L Titas
Baddersz
Mouse

Buttermint? Sounds interesting. But the rest is all very virtuous

I'll be here next week ('though back at work).

Could get used to this bring St home lark. Picked redcurrants and made redcurrants and raspberry jelly this morning, did lavender sugar this avvo. Current drinking earl grey, eating banana cake, topping and tailing yet more goosegogs, watching the London graveyard doc from C4 and reading MN. See me and my multitasking [smug]

It will all go horribly wrong in a moment

I will also still be here but back at work next week.

Are you sure fancy? I could carry on, despite it making me feel a bit ill to write it.

"His fingers moved higher. And his voice continued in a low growl, "I assure you, I'm not that man. My spin doctors got me wrong"

Urgh. I think I need to sit in the shower weeping and clutching my knees.

issy I don't think you've got the hang of being on holiday yet

I'll be here next week, well until Thurs when am off to wenchvac land but without the wenches.

Is this is a bad time to say I always used to quite like Tony Blair? Especially in the early days (and before the lying about Iraq and treating us all like idiots obvs). If you'd written Blairporn 20 years ago I'd have been very interested.

Oh look. It was a really bad time to admit it.

Der der der der der Der der der der der

                           <strong>Today, in Flopsy's Bongs TM</strong>

Bong! Helen opens thread 104, sends all laundry to Connie and laments her crap bra situation.
Bong! mouse suffers villageeventitis and earns her first wenching badge as 'cake and tea role model'.
Bong! madame fails to rewatch and sucks some chocolate fingers
Bing! wicked has a sick day but receives a new book to cheer her up.
Bong! fancy reminisces about a short/tight skirt pratfall and trademarks the 'Loop of Lust' watching Aramis gifs.
Bong! mave is declared still alive as she bobs in then straight back out.
Bing! issy suffers from a dodgy tummy and ropes DS into helping with the Goood Life jobs.
Bong! norah is surviving the hols by wplanking pre-morning coffee.
Bong! letus role plays with DS before winning the Pratfall' award for her 'Del-Boy at the bar' fall playing pool.
Bing! Anne is declared cleverest wench then amuses all with drunk-posting.
Bong! cinn arcs at silver fox's 'bollocky bugger then suggests some Blair snuff-smut. No wench is interested.
Bong! morelike declares love for kittens and naked men whilst joining the tag political rant.
Bong! baddz admits to hoarding loo roll, burns finger then breaks toes. Wenches worried. wicked puts cats on standby.
Bing! lyndie is left alone to pack for Scottish wedding; clothes for all seasons are recommended.
Bong! elk is having the roughest time with her D M and needs to be soothed by Athos, in a field, nekkid.
Bong! Apes saves elk from madness with the cunelingus clip whilst suffering at the grabbing hands of DGS.
Bing! Liv surprises all wenches by only posting one PCap photo.
Bong! minty executes comedy fall in the shower and puts frozen peas on her 'dignity' #toteseuphemism
Bong! sparks punches the bbc due to Ripeer repeat but soon becomes lost in a new tumblr site. Wenches are muchos amused.
Bong! bea 'fans' self in the sight of manly DH and begins chemical warfare on the DC.
Bong! chaise is still missing after attempting a water park with 4 DC.

And finally, floppers finally finishes work and attempts to catch up with her wenchies. Life is still manic, but she is dedicated. Now, someone have Porthos bathed, she is ready to rumble.

Thank you, and goodnight.

FGS
Issy ....'good' not Goood.
Cinn......are not arc
Morelike....tav not tag
Sparks.....ripper not Ripeer.

Flops....epic bongs wench!????

Thank you for those bongs. Fabulous!!

I've finally managed a quiet day. Big DS has had a fantastic day at summer school and managed to tackle a climbing wall. Little DS has a tent up in the living room and is happy. My bruises are very impressive but I've decided against a career as stunt person.

I will still be about as much as I ever manage next week.

flopsy - fantastic bongs .

Have a Porthos pic as a reward

MrsB it's ok. I can keep writing just for you, if you like

Great bongs floppers

Arf flooooraahhhhh it's like you can see into my room... cops a feel of florah's bongs

Er, tell you what mouse why not just do your lovely blairsmut somewhere more private eh?

eva and mouse and other wenches
Should I get three in each ear?
Three in one ear (which ear) and two in t'other?

Discuss.

Floppers!!!

Wonderful to have you and the bongs back. Here's Porthos coming for you.

Crikey Norah you're brave. I've only got one in each ear, and that's enough for me.