Swagger Inn Thread 103 - Wenches Win the Internet

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Some of us are sat in the communal tavern bed eating cake and being drunk. Some of us are on a forrinholiday having a very successfull and enjoyable time.

Some of us would like this

mouse

Bwahahahaha!

So we're staying at my mums this weekend. This morning my mum repeatedly walked into the bedroom where me and dp were sleeping, not very clothed having just had a shag to ask unnecessary qus in a clear attempt to chivvy us up and out of bed.

Aibu or is this a totally weird and inappropriate thing to do??

Was it a very creative session on the shitter nora?

I have many creative ideas on the loo. I may turn it into my office.

RUDE AND INAPPROPRIATE MADAME'S MOTHER. FUCK OFF INNIT.

Thanks norah. I was just checking in case it was just me and it was actually totally normal behaviour or something.

She is doing my fucking head in. I am taking her on holiday next weekend for a week with ds. Im not sure I will get through it without killing her tbh

Odd and intrusive madame. But maybe she had blocked out that you were you-know-whatting.

When we stay at my ils, they never walk into the bedroom while we are still in bed. Nor does dps' dad walk in / stand around in the room while dp is naked and getting dressed from the shower, which my mum does to me. This does my head in too. Aibu again?

Def not unreasonable. Boundaries boundaries boundaries.

I think that might be it letus, she has no concept of boundaries. and is impervious to both subtle hints and really annoyed shouting

Afternoon all!

Very odd Madame, I couldn't survive a week away with my mother so you have my sympathies.

Arf at Mouse opening her door to find wenches already there.

Carolina - sounds like you had a great day yesterday.

to all illing wenches.

Nothing much to report here. One ds is off to a birthday thing and the other is minecrafting. Which is why I'm here. Instead of doing the myriad of things which need doing . My new shoes arrived, which is nice. DS2's response to them was "you look better with socks on"

Mouse I'm in Belfast now, how do I get to your house?

Bloody hell. You're not are you ww?

The house is a mess and I've run out of biscuits.

Babymouse, where are your bloody trousers? ww is coming!

Of course I am Mouse Should I bring anything?

Some sanity and biscuits please.

Alrighty

Hahahaha

Madame good lord your mother is rude.

Caroline that all sounds amazing. Thanks for reporting.

I wear vegan shoes! Maybe that counts as having "lots in common " with Tom and we are meant to be (erm, maybe not and not even on his team...) I can do quite a good tom-as-athos impression though

Oh, and wanted to say, NO ONE ELSE IS IN MY HOUSE!!! That is because I am meant to be working -kids at grandma's and dh at work. But omg - NO ONE IS HERE! (except me, I am here). Amazing.

Shall we all go to morelikes house then?

I'll bring crisps

Right. The place has been straightened up. Babymouses trousers have been located.

Come on in, wenches. There's an ulster fry and plenty of tea ready.

Afternoon. DS back from a sleepover, even more grumpy than usual . This could be a long holiday if he remains like this. His GF is coming round soon, so at least he'll make a bit more of an effort then .

madame, you are right & she is wrong.

Cheez doodles ww?