Swagger Inn Thread 102 - It's Raining HBF Musketeers (We Wish)

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Come on in and join the Hot Beardy Fucker love. No need to chose, just copy me and lay claim to them all !

Never heard of Cantona?

It seems like a while since we had any of this

Yes agree the stubble is v important. I cannot bear an overly smooth face - Cameron physically repulses me - and I prefer some chest hair too .

Im leaving work!!!!!!! Yaaaaay!!!! Will be frantically packing a la sparks when I get home, so if I dont get back on the thread, smoke me a kipper, Ill be back on monday. Ilya xxx

Have SkimmedBNR the thread at all apart from some bits that stuck.

CRICKET!!!! I don't mind cricket - better than sodding football. If you want rudey positions, one commentator did once say that the batsman couldn't get his leg over which caused much hilarity and utter lose of plot for all the commentators.

Comtess - you can do it - you're a wench, innit?
*WellErrr" thank goodness DS is on the mend. Is DH back to help yet?

Had a lovely start to the day - got to CityWhereIWork, dropped DH off, then 1 mile from work my car decided that 8mph was an appropriate speed for the rush hour and it was going no faster. FFS!!!!!!!!! Limped into work car park and looked at the manual to find out what the dashboard light was trying to tell me: 'There is a fault' Well DUH! I didn't need a useless light to tell me that. Then Mr AA came out and said "hmmm' intermittent fault - well it's working now, should be doddle to fix if I can find one... "

"Oh. You can't buy that part by itself, you have to buy it with the thing it's attached to. Because it's really hard to separate them. And it's £400. And it's not in stock."

"Well, lets have a look..."
AA Man easily removes faulty part, prods it, and puts it back on to the part-which-it-can't-be-separated-from. Bloody car companies ripping the customer off, as ever. Am currently driving it on a wing and a prayer and the basis that if it stops unexpectedly again I shall treat it like a computer, turn it off then on, and hope that all is well again. And if not will be calling Mr AA out. Again.

My new dress arrived and doesn't quite fit Am running up the road now to fetch DS and smile ingratiatingly at my mother....

Evening! I'm squishing in a visit before meeting tonight.

morelike I wish I had precognition!

Thank you all for the lurve.

Baddz can we sleep train by putting the DS in a house together and me and you in another?

well glad your DS is getting better.

I'm not sure I can play in the dungeon. But I do have a corset so could come suitably attired.

Travelling wenches...toothbrush, pants and have fun!

Oh and I don't get sport. Don't follow any sport. Don't know sports people. But I will appreciate a good thigh or set of muscles!!

Right, dinner to cook

Laters

Evening Fuckersz!!

Ok, so I was trawling through some of the old stuff, and found this little scene concerning Dog and his lack of hat. I'd like to see this in series 3.

Er, Dog? Your hat is on backwards.
Yeah, I know, it's cool though innit bruv

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And that Dog, is why you won't be getting a hat.

Aythengyoo.

Tomorrow I will continue to post more of the the Training Dog (yes that one) series. Aren't you lucky?

I've been inspired by a friend to Be Bold. So wenches, what should I do first?

Bold how Norah? You could have pink hair with me.

Norah Ooh yes please - you know Training Dog is my favourite comedy porn ever!

That Hat one is my favourite Dog one - short but sweet

Yes fancy Cameron repulses me also due to smooth face - apparently he once confessed to not having to shave every day.

Have also realised that ds walks a bit like Cantona - sort of swinging /manoeuvring one half of his body forward with each step , while barely bending his legs and planting each one firmly down in turn. It's not a million miles from the aramis bandy legged walk we have analysed before (ds is very bandy legged as its dh, also my db) but with more swinging of the upper body. Almost as if each leg is very heavy to lift!

Have got boys to bed, done some tidying, laundry and that sorta thing. Have a grocery order to do.

Norah I have found salted caramel ice cream at asda

I'd love to have pink hair, but I'm not confident enough to pull it off and the cunts around here would have a field day.

Have you eaten any yet mouse?

Cameron repulses me on many levels tbh.

norah I want to know more about the cunts around here/there! Do you have particularly bad neighbours? Would not cause the slightest slur where I live (also is not too far from where howie is from...)

Mmmmm salted caramel ice cream !

Also love the hat story...

Which reminds me - fanc I had a dark espresso magnum the other day which was fabulous but that I guess you would hate

Hmmph. I see everyone is busy 'doing something'

Well seeing as no one is around I'll just have to shag all the musketeers myself won't i?
They all look ok with it though, so yay, go Norah!

People round my parts (fnar) are odd. I live in a rural town from the 1980's (being generous there tbh) so if you're not a naice mummy or have 17 generations all from here, you tend not to have any friends.
Well I don't anyway. I'm already weird because I'm me and I have 5 kids, so get a lot of looks etc and people have this weird habit of being friendly one minute and not bake to see/hear you the next.
Rucking hate it here.
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Ohohohohoho.
Shitepad, it.is.ON.

Dog is the bandy legged one, no?!!

I think they both are?

Aramis walks as though he has bandy legs although I'm not sure he actually does.

Norah you always seem lovely and the people round your way must be weirdos. I didn't know you had 5 kids. Respect. I can barely cope with my 2, even though the older one is basically no work at all!

Aww, I think it's a wench thing, there aren't any of those around here

FUCKSAKE.
Oh, good shitepad, you autocorrected that into capitals. Well done.
Fucker
Fuck
Fucking

Hmmm, I feel like it is toying with me now...

Evening all.

My town sounds a bit like yours Nor - no way I could have pink hair here. Ginger is risque enough

Very of wenchvac, I will be spending the weekend in a tent, if it's not raining. So, either way, not my ideal weekend. Hoping the wenches have a lovely time though.

I'm watching more Iron Man. Someone's got to.

Thread is dead...

Evening wenches. WellErrr pleased to hear DS is on the mend.

Have RBNR.

Remember the recent wench bra discussion? Can anywench help I tome suggestions please? Up to now I'm wearing a 32C and it's been fine. Boobs seem bigger now though so I've measured and think I get 32D or DD. Ordered a mix of styles and sizes from the Debenhams sale. Tried them on and the cups seem okay, although the D in one style still had a bit of double boob over the cup.

Anyway, I'm still getting quite a bit of bulge sort of under the arm at the front IYSWIM. Any ideas clever wenches? I measured 31 underneath and then leaning forward got 36/37.