Swagger Inn Thread 102 - It's Raining HBF Musketeers (We Wish)

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Come on in and join the Hot Beardy Fucker love. No need to chose, just copy me and lay claim to them all !

Letus I don't have any useful advice, but I think I also need to get bra-measured.

I"m pretty sure I am wearing too big a cup size and too small a number size, but really don't want to be told I am an A cup!

My brain is bursting after today.

I don't get a second look but they are used to me now!

All I can say is cups should be smooth, no double boob and any wires should lie flat to your body in the centre. I have either full cup or balconette and that deals with the underarm bit. Different styles will sit better than others.

Evening, quick fly-by post before jumping in the bath.

to anything coffee flavoured, especially when it is hiding in chocolate things

Cameron repulses me on many levels too norah. Pink hair would be very unusual round my way too, but that's because they're all Tory cunts (little bit of politics there)

letus, no helpful advice sorry, except can you get to a Bravissimo? I think you are supposed to scoop all the breast tissue into the cup, so if some isn't in the cup size may be too small. Or it could be the style - there are some styles that my breasts just refuse to fit properly

Ok bath time

Thanks wenches. I made sure at least one was a full(er) cup but still with the attractive creasey bulge near the underarm. I don't really have time to go into a shop during the week and I hate going into bigtownwithdecentshops at the weekend.

why is it so hard to find a bra to fit?

I fully appreciated the pic of King Eric BTW Fancy

I think this before hayloft

Look, look how I'm still awake!!

LetUs, if at all possible try and find a little independent shop to fit you. They're usually brilliant and can do it by just looking at you.

Still watching Iron Man. Tony Stark - so would.

Mavis I need you, you are sleep training guru

Tony Stark...yeah so would I!

Hej everyone

Thank you for all the cwtches, good to have you all in my corner. Salutary discovery I am not superwoman as previously thought but turns out it's that the only way I can manage my workload is to not have to think about home. So, it's a journey of discovery huh.

Anyway, I'm off to be lulled so sleep by the wonderful voice of Mr Burke as Cyrano (thanks Apricot) which I just love and just want to keep listening to again and again.

Night all

Bra fitting is so incredibly difficult isn't it LetUs?
Re Norahs Pink Hair, I watched 'the autistic gardener' on TV tonight, and he, with his pink hair, was totally fab.

Tony Stark? Sooooo would! Joins queue!!

laters................

MMMMOOOORRRNNNIIINNGGGGG FFFFUUUCCCCKKKEEERRSSSSZZZZ

Oh dear comtesse Deep breath, you actually are a superwoman, you know? So what if it means housework isn't your superpower? That's not important is it, not really?
Ily xx

I'm surrounded by TC as well fancy, and UKippers

I had an interesting night, so am relieved it's morning tbh. I hope all my wenches are ok today?

Morning

Just finishing breakfast - ScaredyCat has snuck under my duvet for a snuggle, she hasn't done this for weeks & is purring very loudly.

norah, hope 'interesting' doesn't mean awful?

comtess - it's not that you've discovered you're not Superwoman (you'd be Superwench surely? ), you've discovered that every superhero has a wife at home making sure they've got clean pants to put on over their clean tights.

Good luck with the car this morning helen

Look wenches, you all need to come and live in sarf London with me, especially you norah as you will like the accent

You can all have pink hair then , and there are fewer tcs .

Ps - comtesse I agree with norah. Housework would be a crap superpower anyway.

Morning wenches.

Listen here Comtess, you are a superwoman mmkay. You know why? Because we say so and wenches are Never Wrong.

I'm ignoring the bra issue until the weekend.

Do I have to go to work?

Safe travels and fab times to all travelling wenches

for all

Very quiet in here this morning!

Was wondering having now met the lovely mrsevadnecake, is likely terry pratchett a wench theme? Like a love of history and facial hair?

I like Terry Pratchett yes. (not like that.) I really liked his sense of humour, it's exactly like mine.
I think Death is my favourite. And his daughter. wonder what this says about me?

Morning wenches (and superwenches!)

Haven't had much chance to come on for last few days. The bastard dog got out of the porch and pissed and shat in every carpeted downstairs room. Just little bits, all over. She ignored the hard floors, of course

Not her fault though, she's not an indoor dog. In any sense of the word anymore, she's been evicted to the barn along with her children. It's still very warm and cosy though!

DS is still not good. Results still not back. He's having horrendous stomach cramps and still shitting for Team GB. I'm glad he's never been allowed juice as I'm sure it's only the fact that I'm letting him have half a pint after every episode that has kept him hydrated and out of hospital.
He's fine invetween times, just very tired and irritable, but still playing. I just really really hope the results come back today so we know what we're dealing with.

How is everyone else? I'm sorry to just talk about myself, I'm just snatching ten mins whilst they're playing together. It never lasts long, and with DH away, puppies, children and 2 businesses to run I'm struggling with time and energy a bit!

Oh and yy Tony Stark, but nn Robert Downey Jr.

But it's all immaterial as Dog is the only one for me.

Morning wenches. I'm at the airport!!!! Squeeeeeeeall!!!!!!!!

While I was kidnapped by Spanish slavers I missed quite alot.

Are you wenches going on hols together or separately? Either way, have a great time.

Someone else may have posted in the meantime, LetUs, but it sounds like you may have the same problem as me re underarm boob - I need the wider wires to enclose it all. But you do need to scoop, which feels very weird til you get used to it.

Put bra on, make sure wires are sitting flat aginst your body, including in the centre, up underneath your boobs. Reach your right hand round inside the left cup, grab all the bulge that's sitting under your left arm, and haul it forward into the cup, because it's all boob and that's where it should live. After a while, it will get 'trained' to stay there better - for a couple of weeks I had to rescoop during the day ! Repeat on the other side. If at this point you have quad-boob or your cups overfloweth, then return to the shop and buy a bigger cup size (not a bigger band size !!!)

Oh, and with those measurements,, LetUs, you're more like a 30E/30F/32DD/32E

Eeeeeep lyndie

Together morelike

wellerrrz don't apologise! you're going through something right now, so do feel free to offload. We all have done it at some point so don't feel bad.

Have you tried giving him flat coke or lemonade? When I was severely sick when pregnant it kept me out of hospital. And what about ice lollies?

You've probably tried everything by now, so apologies if I'm just going on. Take care. Xx

Oh, and yes, I agree with the scooping.